John Webber

when I was a kid there was sufferin' succotash

[John Webber @hellojohnwebber]

This is my pinned tweet #meta

[John Layfield @JCLayfield]

This is life. We did what we love, we continue to. Because we love wrestling. These guys are legends, legends are worthy of respect-they are hobbling cause they went out every night and performed, hurt or not. We don’t ask for pity, we also don’t ask for some dipshit to make videos of us to get clicks. We love our business and we bear the scars. These are my friends, fuck you.

[Frank Conniff @FrankConniff]

As far as comedy/specialty/novelty songs go, this one has never been topped.

[Anthony DeVito 🇵🇸 @AnthonyDeVito]

I think we're all out of 'quiet parts' now

[P.J. Marino 🎃👻 @pjmarino1]

Leverage. A short film. #SAGAFTRAstrong

[John Webber @hellojohnwebber]

The Book of Eli just keeps on producing more chapters. Congrats @garywhitta

[John Webber @hellojohnwebber]

Trump: "Dis place is full of filth and decay"
Helper [Big guy, tears in his eyes]: "I know sir, we haven't left Mar-a-lago yet"

[John Webber @hellojohnwebber]

@AnthonyDeVito They love their caste system

[John Webber @hellojohnwebber]

@WalterSimonson To this day, your Manhunter chapters in Detective make up one of my all-time favorite comic stories.

[John Webber @hellojohnwebber]

>chef's kiss<

[Bob Cesca @bobcesca_go]

I hope we get to see Trump's tiny fingerprints.

[George Wallace @MrGeorgeWallace]

We grew up so poor we could only listen to Duran.

[John Webber @hellojohnwebber]

When he says "Blaze your glory", he means crosses. On peoples' lawns.

[John Webber @hellojohnwebber]

@ChrisRRegan He left out the part about using it with his cousin

[John Webber @hellojohnwebber]

Paul Rubens was the comedy adventurer most of us nascent comedians needed. Pee Wee Herman was his masterpiece BUT he did other stuff. Here he created Troy Stevens, a sinister game show host on an actual TV game show adaptation of "You Don't Know Jack"

https://t.co/0JemgEfiI6

[John Webber @hellojohnwebber]

TUM TUM
(Yes he's named after the character in 3 Ninjas)

[SB-80 Communications @SB80_Coms]

Stardate Unknown: I'm beginning to suspect Ensign Tum Tum is not a Caitian from Ferasa but is in fact an actual cat

[John Webber @hellojohnwebber]

Make-believe woman accounts who have not followed me yet:
Jone Fodne
Tmi Fee Belker
Teyllr Siwfft
Bea Yozney
Natta Rheel

[Adam Conover @adamconover]

Musk doesn't have the money or the staff to meaningfully update or even fix Twitter, so he's making the cheapest, smallest tweak he can - literally swapping out a GIF file - that grabs the biggest headlines. It's nothing but a cheap, meaningless play to get his name in the press.

[John Webber @hellojohnwebber]

You guys I'm REALLY pullin' all the honies right now. I knew once I was old with extra chins and a big belly I'd finally hit my peak of sexiness

[Stan Ridgway @Stan_Ridgway]

Yow! Stan Ridgway 3 song EP is now on Bandcamp https://t.co/gsxQBHkAp9 #stanridgway #blackops #UFO #wallofvoodoo #Espionage #UAP #atomic new work from a desert #twilightzone