hellokristin

Taking life one toddler and boomer meltdown at a time

[hellokristin @hellokristin]

I want to have this framed https://t.co/PcSNPZg6dT

[hellokristin @hellokristin]

No one should ever use @QuestDX if you want your provider to ever get your results or talk to a person

Customer service numer 886-697-8378 just hangs up on you

Won't except any answer to the prompts then "connects" you to being disconnected

[chad burner @BootleggedChad]

4 days out from my life-changing surgery, @Aetna has denied the appeal for my brain surgery.

to be clear, when i signed up to aetna months ago, the coordinator had confirmed they would cover this surgery. then, a week ago, they said the surgery was too experimental/elective and denied coverage. we appealed. that appeal was just denied today.

now, my neurosurgeon is trying to do a peer-to-peer consult with someone at aetna to explain why i need it so we don’t lose the surgery date on monday morning. aetna is not being responsive.

this is sadistic and a violation of basic trust. please spread this so they can’t ignore it. they may not care if i live or die but people should know just what kind of company they’re dealing with. and please pray they are able to have a peer-to-peer consult with my neurosurgeon and have a change of heart.

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It's probably not right to comment
"When are you due?"
Under someone's post about being 4 months in to natural family planning

[hellokristin @hellokristin]

I need a sight gag where 2 people perform "I can't do it alone" from Chicago but 1 person does it as Velma Kelly's sister from beyond the grave. Pale ghost make up and everything

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@armandinc

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I believe in and support trans rights

But also trans wrongs

Cut those bangs girl, welcome to womanhood

[hellokristin @hellokristin]

Me to my curly hair when I cut it short again

[hellokristin @hellokristin]

If either of my kids end up being trans I think I would like chance the new name

Look I was working with faulty data the first time around let me have another go

[໊ @sonohoor]

she’s a 10, but she rewatches the same shows and movies over and over again because she loves familiarity and can’t handle the anxiety that comes with not knowing

[hellokristin @hellokristin]

Part deux

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I have a 6 month old

How the fuck did that happen already?

[hellokristin @hellokristin]

I think one of the funniest moments I've had as a pharmacist is this mother completely fucking done with her daughter missing the window to comple the REMS questionnaire FOR THE 2ND TIME THAT MONTH

Going "well I guess Katelyn just isn't responsible enough for clear skin"

[Gabrielle Drolet @gabrielledrolet]

taking accutane is so funny because the packaging is like. you WILL want to kill yourself and your babies WILL be deformed and we DO NOT know how it works. good luck

[hellokristin @hellokristin]

It doesn't count as "supporting staff in tough times" if you are the tough times

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"Be the change you want to see in the world"

Yes, that's why I made multiple SmartPhrases in Epic. So people will write notes the way I like to read them.

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Damn, Blair would have loved this Ke$ha revival

[Reductress @Reductress]

‘We’re All Works in Progress,’ Says Woman Who is at Best a Shitty Outline: https://t.co/P1vStfEKDy

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

pretending to be victimized by a performance he agreed to doing and then profiting off that “victimization” is actually a perfect encapsulation of the conservative persecution grift industrial complex

[ama 💥 @ama_a93]

dont open an etsy shop 😃 (1/4)

[hellokristin @hellokristin]

@theangrypharm This post brought to you by the letters -ae-, -eigh, and unnecessary y's

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@Hannughh Those Mazda 3s that look like they're smiling

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Like I understand the whole

"Don't touch baby animals, the mom won't accept it"

Because it is fucking weird when your baby comes back smelling different