Kamee Collins

Digital marketer for creatives // she/her 🌈 // very boring // my mom says I swear too much

[Kamee Collins @hellomomtrovert]

@sheryltwo @Manhattva @TAlanHorne @hellotefi If jokes are always hard for you to grasp I’m sure there’s an assessment you could take online that would explain why

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@Manhattva @TAlanHorne @hellotefi You’re spending a concerning amount of time thinking and tweeting about her reproductive organs 🤢 🚩 are you already on a watchlist or should we alert authorities?

[Amee Vanderpool @girlsreallyrule]

Marjorie Taylor Greene attacking a Congressional witness today, who also happens to be a lesbian: "People like you need to admit that you're a political activist...not a teacher, not a mother, and not a medical doctor."

People like you.

[Kamee Collins @hellomomtrovert]

@PercReynolds @AndMelee @applesAndSteph @sakecore Who lied to you? Lmao the bar is on the floor and you’re still tripping over it.

[Kamee Collins @hellomomtrovert]

@netflix LIES

[Sabrina Rodríguez @sabrod123]

Fyre Festival: Netflix edition #LoveIsBlindLIVE

[Kamee Collins @hellomomtrovert]

@SamanthaTaghoy Women are also people. Hope that helps!

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@Amir9999 @mrhughes99 @DRusso97 @shannonrwatts So people aren’t supposed to defend themselves from a random weirdo with a gun? We’re just supposed to wait until after we’re attacked to do something?

[Kamee Collins @hellomomtrovert]

@j0sedan13l @sailrplut0 @Rnndon @KarlSmallwood @SouljaBoymoder Why are you so obsessed with defending a weirdo celebrity who will literally never know or care that you exist?

[Kamee Collins @hellomomtrovert]

@Quick_Sand123 @tireallday @LunaMoonieS2 @LordAslanThe2nd Me. I’m cis.

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@mrjessop678 @amyrlinstudy @MagsVisaggs I loved Barbie as a kid and I love playing with Barbies and LOL dolls and monster high with my own kids. None of us care whether you think we’re a cliche because we’re busy having fun. You should try it.

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@ZunkMatt @cardinalart @girldrawsghosts @ADDiane Have you ever read a book, Matt? You should try it, you might learn something.

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@ZunkMatt @cardinalart @girldrawsghosts @ADDiane As a cis woman I take offense at being called “normal.” Gross. Go away.

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@Caitlyn_Jenner Didn’t you literally kill someone?

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@realmarkgillar @CalltoActivism Do you know how libraries work?

[Zack Bornstein @ZackBornstein]

if you have a twitter crush on someone you legally have to tell them tonight

[Ted Lasso @TedLasso]

I feel like Elmer Fudd on his second dessert: one last tweet.

[Rowan Lipkovits @UnwashedMass]

And in case I miss the chance, Goodbye, Goodbye (Oingo Boingo, 1982) ... played on the accordion
https://t.co/p9OmjapXRg