Tori Sari

Honestly, if it were “raining men” Hallelujah wouldn’t be the word that came to mind | Part Antagonist, Part Protagonist | Currently Bitter

[Tori Sari @hellotorisari]

A girl on TikTok just said she is wearing her aunts vintage top from the early 2000’s and I’m dead.

[Anna Krauthamer @AnnaKrauthamer]

i was at sweetgreen today and made eye contact with another girl grabbing her salad at the same time as me and she looked at me and said wearily ‘another day, another salad’ and nothing has ever resonated so deeply in my life

[Tori Sari @hellotorisari]

Imagine explaining to someone in 2005 that in the future we'd all have a supercomputer in our pocket and use it to watch strangers clean their refrigerators.

[Antidepressant Content @depressionlesss]

a pet’s death is harder because their love was the only thing in your life that was never complicated or conditional

[Tori Sari @hellotorisari]

If I could say one thing to the younger generations it would be that if you do something embarrassing in your early 20’s, by the time you’re in your 40’s, you will still be thinking about it.

[Tori Sari @hellotorisari]

I don’t want a morning routine. I want to wake up one day and discover that all the administrative tasks of being alive have been completed by someone that isn’t me.

[BEYONCÈ FINE COUSIN🫶🏽 @VaJaiJade_]

Adulting is putting back a pack of chicken for $11.58 because you see one for $11.17

[Tori Sari @hellotorisari]

The grocery store has become an escape room where the objective is to make dinner for under $40.

[Tori Sari @hellotorisari]

@xiongxi49576002 Haha. I love it. So true.

[Tori Sari @hellotorisari]

We live in a world where you can order a pizza from your watch but still need to fax a form to prove you’re alive.

[Tori Sari @hellotorisari]

The modern woman is just a project manager for a life she did not realize would require this many subscriptions.

[Tori Sari @hellotorisari]

@Crash901020 I feel this.

[Tori Sari @hellotorisari]

I don’t understand how everyone is affording life. Every time I leave the house I spend $73 and return with one beverage and a vague sense of detachment.

[Vee 🖤🧁 @Victoria_Momolu]

Sleeping with the knowledge that you can wake up late the next day is one of the best feelings that exist.

[☆Stacey☆ @StaceyB_1980]

I’m an adult in the same way a tomato is a fruit.
Technically, yes. But not really.

[Soleil @soleiljolina]

September lasted 5 years but October is already halfway through even though it started 3 days ago

[Deb @DontCallMeDebby]

Going off grid for a while.
(Leaving my phone in the other room while it charges.)

[Tori Sari @hellotorisari]

@haunted4always It’s seriously so depressing.

[LISA🦋 @LISA4drill]

I love the reaction of cat lovers upon seeing a cat. Every single time the level of excitement is like they've read about cats for decades but never actually seen one in real life and they're SO EXCITED. Every. Single Time. Even if it's the hundredth cat they've seen that day.

[soph🕷️ @ngbarsophie]

not having to leave your house all day is such an underrated luxury

[ﷺ @ICECOLDCOOLED]

Direct deposit.

[Tori Sari @hellotorisari]

@HelloCoffee17 Seriously.