Abby

[Abby @hellovoddka]

Sweet dreams baby dog
#NationalRescueDogDay

[trash jones @jzux]

oh men are having a loneliness epidemic? that sucks. have they tried dressing less lonely?

[trish @ultragloss]

him: you better not be cunty bella swan when i get there
me:

[Nessa 🦊 🌸 @KitsunessaEN]

@macaiyla @PopBase While he can have his personal preferences, trying to control what your partner can or can't do, isn't setting a boundary, especially if you entered the relationship knowing what your partner does for a living

[esfio.bsky.social @SbFramesInOrder]

SpongeBob SquarePants - Season 05 Episode 40 - Frame 0864 out of 1965

[Jurassic Park Updates @JurassicPark2go]

When the dinosaurs are on bad behavior we show them an image of an asteroid

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Someone call Lucia the seamstress to fix this. I believe in her

[Calamity Lily @Ebcjpg1]

Everyone knows pretty girls spill

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

Republicans will force a 10 year old to carry her rapist’s baby to term, let a 6 year old carry a gun, permit a 12 year old to work an 8 hour shift in a meat packing plant and allow a grown man to marry a 14 year old with a Judge’s consent, all while telling us that the reason they’re banning drag queens, gender affirming care and books about Rosa Parks is because they want to ‘protect our kids.’

Bullshit.

[Robert Reich @RBReich]

Researchers estimate that if the top 1% of Americans paid the full amount of taxes they owed, it would raise $175 billion a year.

That’s just UNPAID taxes. Not new or higher taxes.

How about we make them pay their fair share and use the money to invest in the American people?

[david moye @dmoyeweirdnews]

@davenewworld_2 I think one of the less popular streamers should promote password sharing as a way to get more sign ups. It would probably work better with peacock than Paramount plus

[Fifty Shades of Whey @davenewworld_2]

Cancel Netflix. They just lost my business. "Password-sharing" is not a thing, it's called password-using. This is regressive bullshit borne out of capitalist greed to squeeze more money out of us. People paid for a password and they use it wherever they go.

[van helsing off a perc @damnit_d4ve]

fumbling a weird girl so bad that you destroy an entire social media platform

[alexa @vampirrria]

this app rn is like someone burning down a mental hospital

[pj @pjayevans]

Is there a reason for penguins. Or more just like a treat for us type thing

[Jacob Geller @yacobg42]

A cool thing that happened today is I received a notice from my health insurance that a free Covid test I took on April 3, 2021 has now revised its cost and I actually owe $170. Literally a year and a half after I took it.

[Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse]

Guy Fieri eating pussy: “this is bomb-dot-com tasty, amigo.”

[Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse]

This is the funniest tattoo I’ve ever seen