owen

he/him | sometimes life’s a bitch and then you keep living

[owen @hellowengoodbye]

i love them and their shit-eating grins

[Talkin' Yanks @TalkinYanks]

Cam Schlittler, Cody Bellinger, and Ben Rice are all introduced at the All-Star Game to a chorus of boos from the Philadelphia crowd

[owen @hellowengoodbye]

making sure i smell like shit before sitting next to strangers on a flight #beastmode

[ClevelandGod @ClevelandGod]

This guy is currently running a marathon in the airport terminal. This is the content the people need.

[owen @hellowengoodbye]

this looks exactly like the 50 something year old grandma i hired once who immediately started stealing scratchers and cash

[owen @hellowengoodbye]

it's all pretending

[owen @hellowengoodbye]

sasane - mosi mosi?

https://t.co/aZbE7Q291o

[owen @hellowengoodbye]

im so obsessed with this diva 🫰

[Drew @hejustlikeme]

1st day of unemployment

[ChuckAmach @ChuckAmach]

It should be noted all the Irish parts of Belfast remain quiet and calm and our new communities are safe and sound - all the trouble - as usual - is in the areas of Belfast populated by Scottish/British immigrant planters whose ancestors invaded Ireland and stole our land.

[owen @hellowengoodbye]

i think i would let her kill me if she wanted to even though i would be afraid

[The Yankee Report @YankeeReport_]

27 years ago today: El Duque throws his glove to secure the out at first after the ball gets stuck 😮

[joe  @FireWaIkWithJoe]

friday night as a 25 year old

[chase @funnysmartguy12]

i’m back in New Jersey who wants some trash ass dick

[owen @hellowengoodbye]

@kayyyouu @grok can you make a version of this tweet thats funny

[owen @hellowengoodbye]

@WorldWideWob @MurrayHillGuy1

[sports live tweeter yadira @jonmoxIeys]

yankees when they have to hit in seattle

[Lime and Mets @LimeMets]

"Hi welcome to dodgers stadium how can I help y-"