Penny

Pennies from Heaven, I like the lavender Le Creuset

[Penny @hellpennies]

that marine should have given Jordan Neely $20 for a sandwich instead of murdering him

[Penny @hellpennies]

I wish I could go outside and stab men to death if they refuse to give me money.

[Penny @hellpennies]

maiden to heroine

[Penny @hellpennies]

Let’s just say that Rowan Price’s shared interests with Epstein and Bill Gates are the reason

[Penny @hellpennies]

How fitting that Sandra Fried works for the Gates Foundation

[Penny @hellpennies]

how embarrassing for employees of the Gates Foundation

[Penny @hellpennies]

Can’t wait for Mira Nair and Rama Duwaji’s Vogue photoshoot

[Penny @hellpennies]

@MrPitbull07 paint a white board and set it on the hutch to show your husband how grimy it will get from just dust in the air

[Penny @hellpennies]

Rama Duwaji is the luckiest girl in the world

[Penny @hellpennies]

I thought he was a Mr. Darcy but he was just a Willoughby

[James Lucas @JamesLucasIT]

Places on Earth that don't look real 🧵

1. Alaska has the clearest waters in the world

[Penny @hellpennies]

I just got charged $25 for a bacon egg and cheese bagel in Santa Monica

[Sean Gardner Turner ProChoice Vote Blue Wear AMask @Allareblessed2]

Last one out the door at the Dept. Of Education should erase the entire student loan database. Be a legend.

[Penny @hellpennies]

@esjesjesj the way Elon tried to divest himself of assets and was literally couch surfing so he could steal Vivian’s mother’s share of the wealth

[Penny @hellpennies]

@barbarismcrit she lost me at raw milk lattes

[Penny @hellpennies]

Is Larry Ellison buying Twitter?? Are we back?

[Penny @hellpennies]

If he watches your show without you, he doesn’t love you anymore

[Penny @hellpennies]

I knew Elon was a POS since at least the 2010s. You just had to read about what he tried to do to his first wife and their children in the divorce

[Penny @hellpennies]

Next time around I’m finding a snow skier

[Penny @hellpennies]

someone in a small homeless encampment in Highland Park is playing the Pixies in their tent

[Penny @hellpennies]

@SamsonDoyo @WayneJetskiii It’s the walking