The regeneratin’ degenerate and all that. Y’know the name of the game. Follow me for crack and horny bullshit because my writer needed a better place to put it.
╱╱ ━ caution! explosive contents: handle with care.
This could’ve been a snazzy tweet from one of those fancy quote bots, but my writer’s lazy as shit. You should still retweet this pin. Think of it as a participation trophy.
@qiaoxiann My posts are seen by few and liked by less, but by god will I keep posting. By His will I will deliver us mediocre tweets and takes and singularly add to the great fuel of cultural conversation.
Women want me. Fish fear me. Derek at H&R Block two blocks over also fears me, but that Halloween party was two years ago and he really should have gotten over it by now.