hanna :*

[hil @plume__]

gm

[hanna :* @helluvo]

@cowboylikecaymi i have dealt with many of these ppl as i worked at a smoke shop throughout college. a rose and oil burner aren’t the same thing tho custos may mix them up. rose is a straight tube, oil burner has a bowl at the end. and they say that bc who tf is proud to be an addict 😭

[blaire @pissshit90001]

Went to the dentist today they said I grind in my sleep #😴🤑💰

[Natillas💚🖤 @GreenBlackHeart]

Call-out culture ruined a whole generation's minds and made them into self-proclaimed vigilantes who can't have normal relationships with people because everything the other person does will be used against them once they inevitably fall out of friendship

[coworker @temuchainz]

stupid woman thinks she's smart because of her PhD in astrophysics, but little does she know that i am really good at toys

[hanna :* @helluvo]

@wanderinweiner @Watchmeoverdose @TysBurnerAcc idk bro i trust the user “heroinangel” on this one

[blaire @pissshit90001]

Me when I have to clock in to my shift at my extremely chill job

[hanna :* @helluvo]

@freyippee

[josh @joshypooper]

you’re laughing. i told you a joke and you’re laughing. i love you

[hanna :* @helluvo]

crystal methyd is so gorgeous

[hanna :* @helluvo]

@liviecline this is so cute

[museofthesun @solarystix]

I like to befriend women who used to argue with they daddy growing up or fought back against him. Just like me! You fear nothing in this life once you’ve done that.

[NEET priest @serpentinedumb1]

People who enjoy lying for fun often overestimate their skill. The world's bartenders and taxi drivers are forced to nod and smile at people who think they're being quirky for doing high-school improv with themselves

[hanna :* @helluvo]

@Lacleedujeu @lasscentmoins88 it wasn’t as good as season 1 but the community around it was insane. every sunday night was a field day on twitter. if season 1 wasn’t the literal 1st season and didn’t have the responsibility of building up the shows good rep, it would be remembered as greater than s2.

[spongebobham2billion @spongebobhamtwo]

June is just regular month to me. Just a glimpse into how gay my mind has become