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[Grace @gracecamille_]

he’s kinda the guy u date when ur completely heartbroken and spiraling and are like omg he’s perfect he’s saved me. then u bring around your friends for the first time and have to avoid eye contact with them

[bergamot @hellware1]

Will trans people ever be free?

[victryena 🪾 @victryena]

realest shit ive ever seen

[EnviousChimera @ChimeraEnvy]

did this to a guy outside waffle house

[Three-Eyed Raisin @GulagJamun_]

Chinese interview: The concept of atonement didn’t really exist in Ancient Greece and it didn’t exist in Homer’s Odyssey. It exists in your Odyssey. Did you Christianize the Odyssey?

American interview: spin the snack wheel and then read these thirst tweets they called you zaddy

[Swolecialist @BlackLanterrn]

Ill take 50 Indian bot farm accounts over 1 “Uh yikes… not a good look my guy” person

[alvaro del campo @alvarodelcampoo]

This probably makes me sound like an asshole but I’d def rather be dirt poor in a major city than ever be anywhere near people like this

[aves @WNBAPILLED]

that hate rally was a love letter to sophie cunningham and she couldn't even face the media tonight. look at how exhausted and dejected her teammates look. what a disgraceful fucking coward.

[m @msnetik]

let’s catch up when I’m done with my loom

[bergamot @hellware1]

I mean she should abort it simply because she will abuse him if she doesn’t

[Reddit Lies @reddit_lies]

Redditor wants to abort her baby because it's a boy.

[bergamot @hellware1]

@MoiaBeemer @BeerIsCum @kyndallrene I’ve seen you in several different tweets going to bat for this review with extreme aggressiveness. Can you get a grip?

[largest rodent @capybaroness]

not uncommon occurrence for academics and experts in their fields to stomp into film crit because they assume they're bringing their prodigious brains to a medium for lesser thinkers. and they always end up humiliating themselves because they don't know how to watch a film.

[Mr. Chau @Srirachachau]

I do feel like this paragraph is like patently racist

[bergamot @hellware1]

@CoreyAtad It’s because she comes off as a stodgy asshole

[River, big cat bunny girl @RiverLion_]

Ooo, so close, Zach! The correct response was: "we had a regrettable close call on set that made for a great shot, but it never should have happened and I'm just so thankful Austin wasn't hurt!" And the effects supervisor in charge of that shot should have been fired that night

[bergamot @hellware1]

@CrawThe1776 @_sn_n Christians have been twisting the word of god since the death of Christ lmao what the fuck are you talking about

[bergamot @hellware1]

@VeeEmYou I didn’t watch it because of Jared Leto tbh

[bergamot @hellware1]

@BaseballATeam @StelliniTweets your mind is an ugly mess and your visage reflects as such

[bergamot @hellware1]

@SpecterYuki @PunishedTyke TDK not better than Oppenheimer

[TheSirHooligan ◇ @TomfoolGangster]

Real talk how did Araki make this

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

Benjamin Netanyahu is a war criminal.