Jessie

Dog lover, philanthropist, writer, eh hell. just trying to helpabitch

[Jessie @helpabitch]

@DawnE8888 @TheCinesthetic Sex & the City will always be fabulous. But watching And Just Like That should depend on what kind of mood you’re in. It’s so bad, that it’s almost fun to hate-watch it. So sad how the producers/writers could mess screw up such a classic show.

[Jessie @helpabitch]

@snuggler1999 @TheView Couldn’t disagree more. While Ms. Fiorina is smart, she’s so damn dry and boring! @sherylunderwood was way more enjoyable and much more interesting and entertaining to watch.

[BrooklynDad_Defiant!☮️ @mmpadellan]

TWEEPS: The SAVE Act requires passports and birth certificates just to vote. Those cost money. When politicians make you pay money to exercise a constitutional right, that’s a poll tax.

I need 1,000 fast RTs and replies using #SaveActIsPayToVote

Please and thank you! 🙏💪

[Jessie @helpabitch]

@TheView 1) Whoopi is coming correct
2) Allyssa needs to stop messing with her hair

[Jessie @helpabitch]

@KeithOlbermann Slow down dude. If Trump leaves office that would put Pence in charge. Not sure which is worse

[Jessie @helpabitch]

@Reuters Does she look amazing: yes.
I guess that’s it. She could be naked on a red carpet and still be fabulous

[⋆⭒˚ᶠᵃⁿ she thinks her piss is wine ⋆⭒˚ @grxndesenigma]

I’m so devastated to hear about the sad passing of Catherine O’Hara 💔 There isn’t a day that goes by where I don’t reference this iconic wine commercial she done as Moira Rose in Schitts Creek.
Rest in peace to a once in a lifetime icon💔

[Jessie @helpabitch]

@TMZ The thing is, this administration DID tell ppl what was coming when put back into office. Didn’t anyone read Project 2025?

[Jessie @helpabitch]

Ok, i’ll go ahead and say it Kevin Hart sucks. He’s not funny. All he does is make commercials and screams on top of a mountain about whatever the fuck. @KevinHart4real

[Jessie @helpabitch]

@thebluebohemian @TMZ

[Jessie @helpabitch]

@buitengebieden I think someone stole the dog that I’m dog sitting. Haha.

[Jessie @helpabitch]

I realized something this morning. Instead of scrolling to the new as usual, #Starwars was on. I decided to watch a movie that was made in 1977 - well before I was even born rather than watch CNN or MSN… etc.
it was a good mental break.

[Jessie @helpabitch]

Just gonna say it: #beingeddie on #netflix was.. well, as expected. It wasn’t a documentary, just an experiment in ass kissing. Kida like the #johncandyilikeme
Couldn’t get through either one.
Do better #amazonprime and #netflix

[Jessie @helpabitch]

@Phil_Sledge She’s not ours. Just dog sitting for her human who’s going through cancer treatment/surgery. But she’s cute and deserved an In In Out Pup Patty!

[Jessie @helpabitch]

@hwinkler4real Yesss… Barry Zuckerkorn was the best in Arrested Development! @MelBrooks
Make it happen…. This man needs a spot in Spaceballs 2

[Jessie @helpabitch]

@SocialOutcast82 I beg to differ

[Jessie @helpabitch]

Can anyone tell me? Why do I keep getting this error??

[Jessie @helpabitch]

@kevin_nealon Unpopular opinion but Chick-fill-A.
First time I tried it in North Carolina about a decade ago, the locals couldn’t believe I’d never heard of it. A few bites into my chicken sandwich I nearly vomited. Fabulous first business trip!

[Jessie @helpabitch]

@TheView ..and @Alyssafarah is going to stroke her hair back again (probably a nervous tic) while Joy - or someone coughs. Again. Refusing a lozenge prior to taping.

[Jessie @helpabitch]

@treydayway @SocialOutcast82 You’re right it’s an ambitious shit question. It has nothing to do with your skill set - more about personality. The interviewer wants to make sure that your personality is the right fit for the team.
This is considered a soft question. So, interject some humor & move on.