helplessduck

Don't like my tweets! If you want you to feed my thoughts to something, I'm done with it being an algorithm. I'll buy you a wood chipper!

[helplessduck @helplessduck]

@sinclairlewis18 Masto misses you.

[Thrash 'n Treasure Podcast @thrashntreasure]

New ep, who dis? Only West End ICON, the stunning
Melanie La Barrie! YAY!
This week, the longtime star of #AndJulietBway
joins us to discuss @Korn's Follow the Leader & her debut in #Ragtime PLUS too-many topics to fit here. #broadway #metal #andjuliet https://t.co/5ybGKD0tUj

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@cullend Honestly, I really just don't like it here anymore. There are people who aren't leaving that I don't want to lose contact with. But, there are limits.
The same thing happened when I left facebook. 90% of my social life was almost instantly vaporized. That was... illuminating.

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@cullend *indignantly* Because no one on Masto speaks to me like I'm I'm a fourteen year old girl on the TikTok.

I have bandwidth for one social media at a time. I found my purchase on Masto. Twitter is getting culled. Slowly, surely, every thing I've said here is going to disappear.

[helplessduck @helplessduck]

I for one will be apoplectic if there's a bunch of classified documents about rabbits on a peanut farm somewhere in the great state of Georgia.

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My job is finding the chink in armor.

Trust me. There's always one.

[helplessduck @helplessduck]

@GrayBlue @awelfle Fair enough.
But, how well do you think your compliance officer will hold up during discovery?

[helplessduck @helplessduck]

You give That Damn Cat one stupid job...

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Said the blonde, giraffe person who just wandered in off the streets.
Again.

[helplessduck @helplessduck]

Well, there goes your millionaire.

[helplessduck @helplessduck]

What is this?
Cary, North Carolina in the nineties?

[helplessduck @helplessduck]

You know, if I weren't mentally ill, I think I'd make a really good air traffic controller.

*Paula Deen voice (but less racist)*
Delta 4293 you are clear for approach on R18. Advise snow clearance on R16. Mind your apron.

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Where the hell is that damn coyote when I need her?

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@zendormouse @thrivingfornow You want me to tell them that you called them powerless?

Okay.
Cant wait to see how that works out for you.

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@zendormouse @thrivingfornow People still own white socks?!?

I've gotta call the elder Gay Mafia. They put out a memo in June 2014 saying they had handled this problem in Q32013.
They will not appreciate this news.

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@zendormouse @thrivingfornow BUT MY REGATTA!

[helplessduck @helplessduck]

Bitch, please.

*begin southern twang*
I got an entire filing cabinet full of classified materialorations and other what-suchery. Sit your ass down. Ain't a soul in this room think you're special.
*end southern twang*

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I just had a teenager in my home changing air filters and inspecting a whatever... drain pipe.

This is not any kind of euphemism.
He recommended something called a pan treatment and I told him to stay the hell out of my cooking sherry.

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All of that notwithstanding, this morning calls for some Mama Aretha.