Helen Hanson Stitt

I think i'm funny.

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Love you @BeReal_App #RealestPersonOnEarth

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@ninaclock9 Worth a google lemme tell ya

[Yolanda @artbyym_]

Rt and I’ll sketch your avi 🥰✨ I need the practice!

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#NewProfilePic

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*have you met someone?*
*when are you getting married*

[Mackadocious🫡🌈 @Nia_piaa1]

*family at thanksgiving*
“When are you graduating?”
Me:

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@jameshstitt This is why we have stereotypes

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Coworker just said, “it’s influenza season.” I though she said, “it’s influencer season.” I need to get off social media.

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@jameshstitt

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This family group message is about to be lit

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@Tinder Yes plz

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Just living my best life watching The Goonies and shamelessly scrolling through @colegputman twitter feed. Giggling in my Snuggie.

[Bill-E's Bacon @billesbacon]

Rumor has it that The BillE’s Blended Burger is making Alabama Gulf Coast Spring Breakers take the 181 route to the beach instead of the Beach Express. Something about a soft fried egg on top of a burger blended with Bill-E’s house cured and Serenaded bacon. Oh & fresh cut fries

[Chicago TwEATs @ChicagoTwEATs]

We want to eat the magazine now. #ChicagoTwEATS

[Trevor Norris @trevor_norris0]

Beauty bloggers on YouTube be like ..

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Why does my dog look like Edna from @TheIncredibles

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*When I get out of the tanning bed.

[Zendaya @Zendaya]

Thank you sun

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@paytoncobb But... but dogs?

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Thank you @ChickfilA 💙

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Nobody: 2006 me: LoL y’AlL aRe LaMe

[Helen Hanson Stitt @helsonstitt]

Can we save the “what do you wanna be when you grow up?” Question for when we’re 30. Thank you, next.