Hel (now at @helstweets.bsky.social)

I’m not deleting my account because I don’t want to be cloned, but I am not here anymore, and you shouldn’t be either.

[Hel (now at @helstweets.bsky.social) @helstweets]

@thamesclippers Whole load of us have been at Woolwich pier for ages - any chance of an update? x

[Bath Comm Big Band @BathBigBand]

Less than three weeks to go until our joint gig with @SLJO_London in @ChristChBath and tickets are selling fast - don't forget to get yours!

https://t.co/z4EIwz5CsB

All profits in aid of the @4Lilyfoundation

[SLJO @SLJO_London]

TODAY!! Tickets 🎟️ on the door 🎷🎹🎤🎺

[SLJO @SLJO_London]

Ooof it’s been quite a summer of gigs and we haven’t finished yet! Next up:
• The Big Half this Sunday @OfficialBigHalf
• Hyde Park Bandstand Sun 8 Sept @theroyalparks
• Streatham Park Bowling Club for the Furzedown Network’s Jazz on the Lawn on Sunday 15 Sept! Info 👇

[𐚁 @Whxtevxrr]

#Newcastle 🫶🏽

[paul bassett davies @thewritertype]

Then they came for the liars, and I did not speak out, because they didn’t actually come for the liars, and the liars were lying about that, and nobody was coming for them, but liars gonna lie, what a surprise.

[Hel (now at @helstweets.bsky.social) @helstweets]

FOUR OF OUR QUAVERS ARE MISSING! AGAIN! #StupidOlympicNationalAnthem #BringBackOurQuavers #🎵🎵

[Hel (now at @helstweets.bsky.social) @helstweets]

@BandQ It’s regarding this card that says the pass has expired:

[Hel (now at @helstweets.bsky.social) @helstweets]

@BandQ Hi, I can’t get the contact form to send from your website, trying to ask about how to replace my membership card in my iphone’s wallet, because it says “this pass has expired” - are you able to help, please (with either the query or the form, or both!)

[Hel (now at @helstweets.bsky.social) @helstweets]

Dunno why they didn’t think of stipulating this earlier. Could have saved the men’s team up to 58 years of hurt.

[Sky News @SkyNews]

Next England manager must 'win a major tournament', FA says in job advert for vacant role

Read more🔗
https://t.co/YaZXHPbyBv

[Hel (now at @helstweets.bsky.social) @helstweets]

I’ve just asked “which ones that? De-de-de-durrr?” And it was. #theproms

[paul bassett davies @thewritertype]

If you missed the king's speech, simply imagine an elderly man dressed as a Christmas decoration being mildly bewildered as he finds himself reading out a Guardian editorial to a Downton Abbey cosplay party.

[Ken Cheng @kenchengcomedy]

any time a shooter is white:

"here is a photo of the shooter smiling as a child and SHOCKINGLY he does not look like a killer and isn't holding a gun"

[SLJO @SLJO_London]

Where can I find some free live jazz music in London, I hear you ask?!! We have a lovely bunch of London bandstand concerts coming up! 🎶🎷🎵🎺 #mightneedanumbrella #summeronthebandstand #bandstand #londonbandstand #freelivemusic #freejazz

[Matthew Sweet @DrMatthewSweet]

ATTENTION ALL WOMEN: If you are working class and get one of the most important jobs in the country, do not mark the occasion by spending your money on clothes.

[SLJO @SLJO_London]

🎵Date for your diary! Come along to a wonderful free concert at St Edmund’s Church Green CR8 ☀️☀️☀️#riddlesdown #cr8 #summerconcert #britainsbiggestcommunityjazzband #notfactchecked

[Hel (now at @helstweets.bsky.social) @helstweets]

@Pacelli1958 @TheMurkyDepths Think of the transport costs we’ll save!!

[Hel (now at @helstweets.bsky.social) @helstweets]

Interested in what’s coming here - anyone know (@TheMurkyDepths, @Pacelli1958)? Can’t download the planning app from @Royal_Greenwich - but 0030 closing time opposite a whole load of housing seems a bit… unappealing. https://t.co/1CwFiBUoI6

[Hel (now at @helstweets.bsky.social) @helstweets]

@Pacelli1958 @TheMurkyDepths Reporting back: they’ve posted a link to this article on their insta with a bit of detail about what is to come - bit of a surprise, but time will tell if it’s a good fit! https://t.co/97FcG6z1ZY

[Hel (now at @helstweets.bsky.social) @helstweets]

@Pacelli1958 @TheMurkyDepths @Royal_Greenwich Will watch with interest, and look forward to visiting! Agreed - it’s been a big loss not having the Rivington there.