Alice ️

alice, 24, obsessed with things

[Alice ️ @hemisphaeric]

Today, Europe Lost The Internet. Now, We Fight Back. https://t.co/8coYiSMzAa via @eff

[Alice ️ @hemisphaeric]

European Parliament: Stop the censorship-machinery! Save the Internet! - Firma la petizione! https://t.co/LXJfFF8Dbv via @ChangeItalia

[EFF @EFF]

BREAKING: The EU JURI committee has passed #Article13. This requires sites to filter all submissions against a database of copyrighted works—creating a #CensorshipMachine that puts thousands of daily activities and millions of Internet users at the mercy of algorithmic filters.

[Alice ️ @hemisphaeric]

@CaterinaChinnic @Cofferati @DantiNicola @enricogasbarra Be a hero, help #SaveYourInternet from the #CensorshipMachine: #DeleteArt13 of the #Copyright in the DSM Directive on 20 June! @AxelVossMdEP

[Alice ️ @hemisphaeric]

European Parliament: Stop the censorship-machinery! Save the Internet! - Firma la petizione! https://t.co/YWrnVday9H via @ChangeItalia

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Last pic of Starman in Roadster on its journey to Mars orbit and then the Asteroid Belt https://t.co/IWSjRyTr8V

[billboard @billboard]

.@DavidDuchovny is here performing on #BillboardLive https://t.co/v3KRQ0ESjh

[Alice ️ @hemisphaeric]

Oltre 100 omosessuali rapiti in Cecenia. Si parla di 3 morti. Chiedi giustizia per i #100ceceni: https://t.co/Kg6xYcQM2n

[Ian Hallard @IanHallard]

Final show. Curtain's about to go up. It's been a laff riot. @BoysBandPlay

[DRAMATIC INKING @dramaticinking]

My finished inking of the marvellous @AdamPenford @BoysBandPlay If you haven't seen it yet, hurry up! You only have till Saturday! 🍸

[Miss Texas 1967 @MsTexas1967]

I like to believe that these two otters witnessed a newsworthy incident and are now being interviewed on local tv

[misheard ham lyrics @misheardhamilto]

sir i don't know what you heard but whatever it is, jefferson started it
thomas jefferson resigned from snoring

[Mark Gatiss 💙 @Markgatiss]

As with his campaign, the Trump way is to bombard us daily with outrageous declarations till we grow so used to them we stop noticing.

[Lin-Manuel Miranda @Lin_Manuel]

😭 https://t.co/LuYALyRwmE

[misheard ham lyrics @misheardhamilto]

there’s nothing like summer in the city
someone under stress meets someone with six titties

[misheard ham lyrics @misheardhamilto]

it's alright burr, i wish you brought a squirrel with you tonight burr

[misheard ham lyrics @misheardhamilto]

boba fett's a smart man, he'll be fine
and before he was your friend he was mine

[misheard ham lyrics @misheardhamilto]

alexander
angelica....
don't forget the fries

[misheard ham lyrics @misheardhamilto]

my father makes his way across the room to you
i panic for a second thinking we're through
but then he shakes your hand and says "beet root"