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[vivian - is at vibecamp @vivian39_]

thinking about how Brigham Young invented an alphabet with a letter called "Gay" that looks like an amongus. truly a man ahead of his time. a prophet if you will.

[🍒 @henchmaid]

@penguinrandom why on earth does your introduction to Animal House include spoilers? Why would I want to read that???

[pj @pjayevans]

When Alma spreads butter too loudly in Phantom Thread

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What I meant to say was there’s a deep dark sadness in me and I’m 100% positive it will never go away.

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So glad I moved to Portland in it’s fentanyl heyday as opposed to before when people were asking questions like “do you know The Decemberists🤨”

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@LizWolfeReason You should make it clear (when you ask your friend) that no matter the answer you’re still friends. Her feeling pressured to say yes could impact her relationship with other guests (who could be her future family members!) who made the sacrifices to not bring their kids.

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@ewarren Would love to see you unite with Bernie but we all remember how you threw him under the bus back in the 2020 debate. You can pose with whomever you like but we’ve seen your true colors before and they were unsurprisingly disappointing.

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If I were skinny and had better work ethic i would be the billionaire pop star marrying corn-fed Kronk.

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@Namatnieks Brutal Moose especially the frozen food reviews

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You ever just feel like the mom from The Bear and hate that you even need to construct a sentence like that

[cheyene norah @onlyyagirl_]

The price of authenticity is rejection

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@wla1103 @NoLieWithBTC A “free thinker” picking one of two sides lmao

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@ThussYvonne Maybe it’s a higher form of art since the world’s interactions with it give some people delight and others a superiority complex.

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@leonardaisfunny You’re balding.

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Want a cigarette so bad

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@tedcruz Hey Ted what’s the sixth commandment?

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@cb_doge Idk it’s kinda ugly

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@JonnyRoot_ Jesus loves gay people just as much as he loves you. Consider parting with the hatred and spite you seem to be carrying in your heart.

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Monster Hunter Wilds armor

[lady gaga supreme @HausOfBitchs]

Matières Fécales for Lady Gaga's coachella.