Man Like Munga🇰🇪🇮🇷

Hatuitishi ruhusa kuguza tunaishi inchi rais huturundura

[Yoko @Kibet_bull]

Ruto thought Sifuna would be chased in Bondo, only for him to be chased in West Pokot. Ni mbaya.

[Yoko @Kibet_bull]

Tangu hii Siku Ruto fears attending rallies where Opposition leaders are given chance to speak.

[Professor Peter Kagwanja @profkagwanja]

If what Sen Methu is saying is true, we need to pray for Mother Kenya. The rape is on, with impunity!

[George Natembeya @GeorgeNatembeya]

Tuheshimiane tu.

[limitless Media Ke @LimitlessKe95]

Eeei…

[The Kenyan Vigilante @KenyanSays]

“Murkomen Asked Ruto to Give Him a Chance to Assassinate Me!” – Trans Nzoia Governor George Natembeya Alleges, Explaining What He Claims Is a Government Plot Against Him.

[Omwamba 🇰🇪 @omwambaKE]

Why are the police always on phone

[Yoko @Kibet_bull]

If you think you’ve heard Ruto’s lies or about milking buffaloes, then you haven’t heard him lie to the wazungu that in Naivasha we have a baboons’ parliament where they meet and discuss laws. 😂🤣

[The Oligarch @NytoP2PMwangi]

A judge pardoned a 20 year old boy who was caught with 200g of bhang. She let him go scot free without even a fine. May God bless her…

[إيـــران اليــوم ☫ 🇮🇷 @IranToday_]

شيء مرعـ،ـب... 💥

من اين حصلت اليمن على هذه التقنية المرعــ،ـب.

استهداف تحشيدات مرتزقة السعودية في منطقة رأس العاره بلحج.

[Sholla Ard 🇰🇪 @sholard_mancity]

Expect a public holiday soon. 👀

Word is they may want to accord him the same kind of respect given to Baba, hoping to gain political mileage from it.

Monday, Tuesday, or Wednesday?

[Eric @amerix]

Simple Boy can't write or read.

He can't remember his M-Pesa PIN

He can't sing coherently and flawlessly unless prompted.

He only asks for KSH 1000, and doesn't recall what was paid.

The managers are selfish, exploitative, extractive predators stealing from a sick person.

[Gitz  @Gitz__]

Somewhere in the Congo Basin, a British guy is paddling 700km down the Sangha River, surrounded by rainforest and God knows what else. I wonder what he's running away from!

[Tumezoza kwa mneti @fellah_2]

Nikikumbuka sitamuoa naingiza mrija hadi kwa maskio

[Gitz  @Gitz__]

Can't wait for the presidential debate between Sifuna and Kaongo. Hiyo itakua Moja ya kimataifa !

[Kavuli M. Bernard, FCH @BernardKavuli]

Computer expert Kelvin Kiprono who is wanted by the DCI claims the DCI has failed to track him and have handed over the task to NIS.

While releasing a list of NIS officers who he claims are tracking him, Kiprono further claims that he has been able to intercept the messages between the NIS officers and that there is a prize for the first officer to be able to track and apprehend him.

[I am Chege @_James041]

"Mimi nimeongeza deni 25 times."

And the shameless s0n of a bitch is saying,"akili bwanaa."

I think William Ruto is suffering from mental illness.

The man is an Economic terrorist and he doesn't see that as a crime.

[Yoko @Kibet_bull]

DJ Shiti amesema SHA only works when depositing money. Wapi akina YY and Booot-eater?

[LazooJ @Lazooj]

Ruto in Trans Nzoia.
"Kibaki Aliongeza Madeni Ya Kenya 3 Times

Huyu Uhuru Akaongeza Madeni Ya Kenya 5 Times

Mimi In 5 Years Madeni Ya Kenya Imeongezeka By 25 Times

AKILI BWANAAAAA"

Enyewe, When the gods want to destroy you, they first you make mad. Huyu ameruka akili.

[Yoko @Kibet_bull]

Is this what Ida Odinga called “Ruto has always been there for Jakom”

I don’t understand it at all.