Greg Henjum 🇺🇸

General Manager of the Lil' Lebowski Urban Achievers. 2021 GFL World Champions.

[Three Year Letterman @3YearLetterman]

In preparation for tomorrow’s hockey matchup between America 🇺🇸 and Canada 🇦🇺, here are some FACTS that the Canadians hate:

1. America is the oldest and greatest country on earth

2. Canada is a British province that must do what the queen says

3. The greatest hockey player who ever lived was American

4. Canada is poor, poorer than our South American neighbors in Mexico. The average Canadian makes less than $10,000 per year and doesn’t have the internet

5. Justin Turdeaux must do what Donald Trump says because they don’t have sovereignty

6. Vermont has superior maple syrup to anything in Canada

7. No Canadian has ever had a #1 song or album in the US

8. Canadians are the most obese and unattractive Western country

9. Quebec residents must speak English FIRST because America is the birth place of the English language

10. Canadians have an average IQ than is 20 points below the average US IQ

[Star Tribune Sports @StribSports]

Which Vikings got votes on Mark Craig’s ballot for NFL awards? https://t.co/oNxzyaKwzC

[Charlie Kirk @charliekirk11]

The New York Times is so committed to the trans insanity that they’ve now resorted to describing good, old-fashioned women as “non-transgender women.”

Good thing we’re the media now.

[Greg Henjum 🇺🇸 @henjum71]

@DBjacked71 @Nickel_333 @teehunny23 Yeah, that's insane. They will make it less crowded for sure.

[Greg Henjum 🇺🇸 @henjum71]

@brent_mack Damn…..haha

[Greg Henjum 🇺🇸 @henjum71]

@Delta DL1649 has been delayed 4 times today. 10 hours after original scheduled departure. No communication as to why. Getting frustrated. Lots of other Delta planes taking off and landing at MSP.

[Greg Henjum 🇺🇸 @henjum71]

#skolsalute my uncles, Morris Henjum, Leo Rosenberg, Robert Rosenberg. Thank you for your service!

[Lee Fang @lhfang]

1. New piece from the TWITTER FILES.
How the pharmaceutical industry lobbied social media to shape content around vaccine policy.

The push included direct pressure from Pfizer partner BioNTech to censor activists demanding low-cost generic vaccines for low-income countries.

[RADC @RADCRedwoodArea]

Join the Redwood Falls Golf Club for their centennial celebration on August 27 and 28. https://t.co/zz2dOaA07y For more #RADCNews, click here. https://t.co/j5WeeKggUj #EconomicDevelopment

[Greg Henjum 🇺🇸 @henjum71]

@EliManning

[Greg Henjum 🇺🇸 @henjum71]

@Wagnut @Steve_L79 @bviking He hasn’t played bad, but gotta pull out all the stops now.

[Greg Henjum 🇺🇸 @henjum71]

@Wagnut @Steve_L79 @bviking He's a traitor!!! He'll never work in this town again!!!! 🤣🤣

[Greg Henjum 🇺🇸 @henjum71]

@DaleJr C

[Greg Henjum 🇺🇸 @henjum71]

@aaron_beussman @jakehhenjum I don’t think the Habs will make the playoffs 😉

[Greg Henjum 🇺🇸 @henjum71]

@aaron_beussman @jakehhenjum #GoWild

[10,000 Takes @10k_Takes]

Giving Montreal the whole thing...#MnWild

[Greg Henjum 🇺🇸 @henjum71]

@aaron_beussman I’m betting it’s the same 4 starters in the NFC north again next year.

[Greg Henjum 🇺🇸 @henjum71]

@aaron_beussman Do you think he retires? I don’t see him playing for another team.

[Greg Henjum 🇺🇸 @henjum71]

@aaron_beussman You think Rodgers is done in GB?

[Judd Zulgad @jzulgad]

You can have the Minneapolis Miracle, I’ll take the Miracle at the Met from when I was 11. My favorite Vikings memory.