⚔️ Hennessy Slayer ⚔️

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[⚔️ Hennessy Slayer ⚔️ @hennessyyyy]

@mateosu_ All sauces must be put on something to be considered a true sauce. Otherwise they’re all soups. It’s chocolate sauce on your ice cream, but chocolate soup when you pour it straight into your mouth.

[⚔️ Hennessy Slayer ⚔️ @hennessyyyy]

RT @cher: Are You Spending Christmas With Me?

#cherchristmas

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Have you really processed familial loss if @BobsBurgersFOX hasn’t made you quietly sob on your couch about it?

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@deadandcompany @REVERB_org @HeadCountOrg @SheltonFraher

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@deadandcompany @REVERB_org @HeadCountOrg @emachique

[⚔️ Hennessy Slayer ⚔️ @hennessyyyy]

Does Olive Powder exist? I basically want a product that I can add to vegetable oil to give it more flavor, without lowering the smoke point.

[⚔️ Hennessy Slayer ⚔️ @hennessyyyy]

I know it’s time to go to bed because I just looked up the price for a Shania Twain Greatest Hits CD for my car. IT IS 2023. I HAVEN’T BOUGHT A CD IN 20 YEARS.

[⚔️ Hennessy Slayer ⚔️ @hennessyyyy]

If you cook tortellini in broth it becomes soup! This is mostly incredible because everyone knows soup is healthier than pasta.

[⚔️ Hennessy Slayer ⚔️ @hennessyyyy]

I manipulated my boyfriend into asking me what I wanted for Christmas just so I could do my inaugural Mariah Carey Holiday act

[Be A King @BerniceKing]

Governor Youngkin, our nation has yet to comprehensively, strategically, legislatively & systemically cast aside prejudice, racism & bigotry.

I call you beyond acknowledging my father to embracing the work of ensuring policies, including in education, that reflect his teachings.

[Cincinnati Zoo @CincinnatiZoo]

We’re cautiously waiting for the baby hippo’s arrival! After showing signs of restlessness on habitat this am, it became evident that Bibi wanted to be alone inside the hippo barn. She’s been in the indoor pools snacking, resting & getting comfortable. Stay tuned for more updates

[⚔️ Hennessy Slayer ⚔️ @hennessyyyy]

@StereotypeLuke I wish twitter had a feature where I could mute you whenever you’re horny

[⚔️ Hennessy Slayer ⚔️ @hennessyyyy]

@celestialnbody I’m REALLY worried.

[⚔️ Hennessy Slayer ⚔️ @hennessyyyy]

@callie_dude Boursin! Tik Tok has fed me a bunch of recipes for it, and Costco had some on sale. I like it!

[⚔️ Hennessy Slayer ⚔️ @hennessyyyy]

I’m trying out a new cheese tonight!!! This is the most exciting thing to happen all week!

[⚔️ Hennessy Slayer ⚔️ @hennessyyyy]

If “y” is sometimes a vowel, I feel like “w” should be too. Not willing to elaborate on this.

[⚔️ Hennessy Slayer ⚔️ @hennessyyyy]

@BenAshauer Frame it

[⚔️ Hennessy Slayer ⚔️ @hennessyyyy]

Just got an Instagram ad for a $1850 necklace designed to look like a jelly bean.

[⚔️ Hennessy Slayer ⚔️ @hennessyyyy]

Do you think my neighbors can hear me watching Shrek?