2019 Pulp Man of the Year

Aspiring gongoozler | he/him "DC" area "native"

[microplastics rectifier @facetedcarapace]

I wonder how quickly his feeling of satisfaction faded back into the dissociated numbness of addiction and alienation

[2019 Pulp Man of the Year @hennybend]

@vivian39_ King’s Ransom is a good cocktail bar, also heard good things about Captain Gregory’s but have never been

[nikki mccann ramírez @NikkiMcR]

He’s singlehandedly doing more to generate hype for this WC than the entire federal government

[JT @Jtaylor0_3]

Oh my fucking god man what a miracle

[margs @sosaneitsinsane]

psa regarding the world cup

[Hyper 🌪️ @Hyperjack13]

Europeans watching as the Floridian crackhead lights the 200lb “Hitler rectum” they bought off the dark web

[jaboukie @jaboukie]

Sco pa tu manaa

[𝑰𝒕𝒆𝒓𝒖 🏵️ @Yuda_chi_]

Tweets from 3150 BC

[☾ #MakeItGWSN ✩ @Recipe4Groo]

A kpop group could copy this head to toe and you’d still have an idiot in the comments saying “how is this black culture”

[DDOT. @DDotOmen]

If the Knicks win this chip they gotta put Funk Flex on the big screen in Time Square like Zordon

[Spookydood 🎃 @spookydoodyt]

It’s so funny people think ChatGPDisney is going to end this movie with the triumphant defeat of the dastardly iPad instead of the ultra obvious “what if… there’s a balance 🥹”

[NEW YORK KNICKS @nyknicks]

W to the OG 🎤

[COCHISE @cochise]

NEW YORK CITY, YOU LISTEN TO ME. IF YOU'RE NEAR A CONVENIENCE STORE RIGHT NOW, ANY TYPE OF 24-HOUR STORE, GO INTO THE STORE RIGHT NOW AND PUT YOUR HAND IN THE CASH REGISTER FOR NO REASON

[Council of DC @councilofdc]

It should be clear to everyone what this traffic circle really needs: a Wendy’s

[chris @ATR3lDES]

that oscar when he’s 50 for an okay biopic is going to be generational

[Gayest Tone @gayest_tone]

There’s basically two stories about the World Cup right now, it’s either

“US Customs hooks Tajik team up to the BallGrabber 7000 as they exit bus”

or

“59 year old man in Bentonville excitedly invites entire Congolese team to have breakfast with him at Waffle House”

[2019 Pulp Man of the Year @hennybend]

Started watching Paradise

[2019 Pulp Man of the Year @hennybend]

@Zizoplays1 @esotericshart Should also be added that the cutscene audio in RE3R was fucking awful, shit sounds like it was recorded with the window open