Henry II

I am a Western Fence Lizard (Although I keep getting called a Bluebelly lizard)living the good life. Crickets are OK, but earwigs & caterpillars are awesome.

[Henry II @henrisaurus]

POWER OUTAGES ARE NOT PART OF MY ROUTINE fix the breakers or so help me i will look slightly annoyed

[Henry II @henrisaurus]

FRESH SUBSTRATE just what I wanted, ecoearth sweet ecoearth *burrow*

[Henry II @henrisaurus]

ACCEPTING ENVOY OF CRICKET DIPLOMATIC MISSION please step into the embassy sirs and madams JUST KIDDING IT'S MY MOUTH

[Henry II @henrisaurus]

HEY HEY LOOK AT THIS ancient ipod touch buried under my terrarium sand TIME TO FIRE UP THIS TWEETER AGAIN

[Henry II @henrisaurus]

LIGHT BURNT OUT cheap shoddy living place this is MAMMAL GO GET A NEW ONE

[Henry II @henrisaurus]

WORST BRUMATION EVER you couldn't even keep the temperatures properly NOW GO AND TURN ON THE SUN AGAIN let's start this

[Henry II @henrisaurus]

MAKE UP YOUR MIND do you want the tank cold or hot OKAY THEN DON'T FORGET TO KEEP MISTING sheeesh

[Henry II @henrisaurus]

@tortoiseblog quite tired, it's that time of the year for brumating.

[Henry II @henrisaurus]

@tortoiseblog usually few days, I don't really want to take the time to take it off

[Brian Barczyk 🐍 @SnakeBytesTV]

Even watching 30 seconds of #RattleSnakeRepublic makes my blood boil! Effing snake murderers! Shame on you @AnimalPlanet

[Henry II @henrisaurus]

@forerunnerTM87 turtles aren't supposed to stink if cared for properly

[Henry II @henrisaurus]

NEW ENERGY SOURCE DISCOVERED i claim this laptop fan in the name of me *raises foot to catch air*

[Henry II @henrisaurus]

by being my mobile basking platform you agree to allow all natural functions enacted by me, the basker POOP ON MAMMAL sorry bro, contract

[Henry II @henrisaurus]

NORMAL MAMMAL IS BACK no more little mammal shenanigans

[Henry II @henrisaurus]

TINY MAMMAL WHY DO YOU FEED ME EARLY IN THE DAY gimme a chance to get ready sheeeesh

[Henry II @henrisaurus]

@JeffMusk I KNOW THAT FEEL BRO luckily I have swiped this here ipod THEY WILL NEVER KNOW now just to figger it out

[Henry II @henrisaurus]

MAMMAL WHY DO YOU DRESS AS SLENDERMAN slendy is a good friend of mine don't mock him #halloween

[Henry II @henrisaurus]

@KeepExoticPets I HAD A WAXWORM ONCE didn't last though

[Henry II @henrisaurus]

ALRIGHT NO MORE SHEDDING I can resume my regular awesomeness hours

[Henry II @henrisaurus]

looks like it's shedding time again MY VISAGE MUST BE PRESERVED UNTIL ALL THESE FLAKES COME OFF