A usually reliable source tells me that the North Korean soldiers who have deployed to Russia have never had unfettered access to the internet before. As a result, they are gorging on pornography.
My girlfriend's parents are minted. Two years ago at ours they bought us things on Amazon and a takeaway on Just Eat. Their card has been saved on my accounts ever since. I have ordered over £3,000 worth of food/items. They haven't even noticed.