Henry Voland

Caaaable Guuuyyy

[Henry Voland @henryvoland]

VAR is killing soccer. #NORENG

[Henry Voland @henryvoland]

I love that they gave the technobabble to a Scot so none of us can understand anything he says and I live soccer for 45 yrs. #NORENG

[Henry Voland @henryvoland]

@TaraBull And thats the worst thing I've ever seen.

[Henry Voland @henryvoland]

Why in the hell would you sub Crisriano Ronaldo in a match this important? #PORvsCRO

[The Figen @TheFigen_]

What went wrong with society?

[Henry Voland @henryvoland]

@BuzzPatterson Because they hear it 50x every 2 years at the olympics

[Henry Voland @henryvoland]

So in our proposed "work-life" we have a social contract that we exisit at home and at work. Yet work can reach us at home; home the same. Where is the end?

[Henry Voland @henryvoland]

Baked.
Draped.
Raked.
Naked.
Beeped.
Filmed.
Thanked.

Why the one "-ed"?

[Henry Voland @henryvoland]

@Avabelly__ Nice. I can finally retire now that I know that I'm actually 145 instead.

[Henry Voland @henryvoland]

@Jesii_ca_M Colin Ferrell

[Henry Voland @henryvoland]

Idiocracy full peak.

[Henry Voland @henryvoland]

@russellcrowe He's also a person, not your toy.

[Henry Voland @henryvoland]

Not sure @realDonaldTrump understands the unique factor of a memorial building, even dating back to the pharoahs. Theres one siting outside of his window.

[Henry Voland @henryvoland]

@barstoolsports It doesnt matter. Its a terrible call by the 3rd base coach. The runner wouldve been thrown out easily at home.

[Henry Voland @henryvoland]

......yikes. steep cliff buddy. up or down doesnt matter. steep cliff.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

A glaringly obvious double-standard

[Henry Voland @henryvoland]

Women are encouraged to have their breasts out in evening wear, but not their nipples. Men have to cover themselves daily, formally, but shirtless anytime. Where did we miss?

[Henry Voland @henryvoland]

@EvasTeslaSPlaid @Tesla There is a reason they stopped making this design. Try getting out in a city garage.

[Henry Voland @henryvoland]

@elonmusk How very Trek Chrome of you

[Henry Voland @henryvoland]

@RealestMemes_

[Henry Voland @henryvoland]

@Puppieslover Our groomer fired my husky. Impossible characters sometimes.