Hepcat_Calloway

British jazz bandleader of the world renowned laugh-a-minute band The Midnight Creepers.

[Hepcat_Calloway @hepcat_calloway]

@julianhilaire Thanks chap! Cheers 🥂

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And so, that’s that! My week of gracing your screens comes to a screaming end! For those that enjoyed it and have reached out, you’re very much appreciated. For those that’ve just been shitty, I wish you nothing but a life of aggressive BV. Chin chin 🥂 #comedinewithme

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This is fucking beautiful! Don’t change a thing!

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@BCBigBand Oh the mind boggles…

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@shrimpsy291 Not just an ugly face, you know 😂

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@jhansonradio if ever you’re stuck for things to stick out into the wireless, you’ve got this week’s come dine with me contestant and jazz musician right here 🥂

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@swilliams73 Has anyone seen a show with @swilliams73 in ?
She must be a highly accomplished undercover star they way she is slagging everyone else off …You can switch over you know 🤷🏻‍♂️#comedinewithme

[Hepcat_Calloway @hepcat_calloway]

@pp_paton Thank you, I’m glad it’s not all doom and gloom and miserable pricks on Twitter. Here’s hoping I get to annoy people on tele on a more permanent basis. 🥂

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You would’ve thought that people would’ve figured out by now I’m a performer - when given a platform (essentially to advertise) I’d do just that. It’s a character you miserable oxygen-thieving cunts! Fuck me, is everyone so far inbred that changing the channel is such a challenge

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@jadebarbieorch A 5!?!? 😂

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@swilliams73 I do hope you free yourself of the gun to your head… forcing you to watch and endure. Can’t be an easy life.

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@IanMatthewsDrum I aim to please 🥂

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I don’t get why people delete their tweets after I reply with an equal amount of shit. I’m not offended, dearies, I’m not some delicate wall flower. Perhaps is a lesson in don’t poke the fire if you don’t want to get burnt 😂#freespeech #karma #trolls #comedinewithme

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@swilliams73 ☺️ Happy viewing 😉

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What I love more than anything, is the fact I am BREATHING is utterly unbearable to some people. Yet I’m sure they’ll be the first to say “I’m accepting of people from all walks of life” #karensgonewild #comedinewithme #getalife #sadcunt

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@Tonguetwisteruk No no, not quite… Parkinson’s dear…

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@OMG_ImSoAwesome Don’t worry, only two more days, dear. I’m sure if it bothered you that much you would’ve fucked off and given up on the week’s viewing by now. 🥂

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@shrimpsy291 I would’ve done the exact same thing 😂 The week is still young, my Switzerland status could very well run dry 🥂 Thank goodness on the Loose Women front - but had to get a little jab in 😉

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@AuntiePegg Always 😉🥂