Toxi

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[Toxi @herbdyke]

The point of wearing blush is to pretend you have a lot of blood in your cheeks so you can marry a vampire and move into their castle

[Toxi @herbdyke]

If ghosts can’t smoke weed im not dying

[Toxi @herbdyke]

I want to run into the hills and find love and try new things and become a koi fish

[Toxi @herbdyke]

self care is becoming amorphous

[Toxi @herbdyke]

If ur allergic to spinach call that a reverse Popeye

[🦌 @cnnibalshauna]

me: I watch hocus pocus for the plot

the plot: https://t.co/WAM9B7FSBo

[Toxi @herbdyke]

Starting my day with some gay little soup

[Matt from Full Fat Videos @FullFatVideos]

Go go gadget bulletproof head

[sensory homunculette @myfriendcallie]

everything is about sex except skeeball. skeeball is about power

[Toxi @herbdyke]

@wlwyvern U saved their lives !!

[Toxi @herbdyke]

@torsouth I remember that gator!!!! I didn’t miss anything about pv till u reminded me 💕🐊

[Toxi @herbdyke]

I won’t be happy until they make an animal that’s half snake half lizard
:( slizard

[Toxi @herbdyke]

@IWannaSeeHowLon

[Toxi @herbdyke]

These markings indicate that my meat is huge and I’m gonna kick your ass

[Toxi @herbdyke]

when a guy kills his best friend that’s homiecide

[Toxi @herbdyke]

Bro get out I’m trying to vibe

[Toxi @herbdyke]

When you wake up from a nap already dummy high and someone immediately asks u if u want weed

[Toxi @herbdyke]

How can you Respect Women if you can’t even respect yourself

[Toxi @herbdyke]

If you are expecting lesbians, it’s custom to leave out an offering in the form of a hummus tray

[ᴍᴏʀɢᴀɴ @MorganKeener]

Therapist: And what do we say when we feel like this?

Me: It’s white claw summer baby!!!!

Therapist: no