Herbert

@WoolworthsFC • @SpursOfficial • @Eagles. Confused by your liberal biblicisms.

[Philadelphia 76ers @sixers]

a city fit for a king.

welcome to Philly, @KingJames

@bankofamerica

[Shams Charania @ShamsCharania]

BREAKING: LeBron James is signing with the Philadelphia 76ers on a two-year, $8 million deal with a player option, Klutch Sports Group and Klutch CEO and Game Over show host Rich Paul tells ESPN.

[eternal classic @eternalclassic_]

gonna be stuck in my head all week

[Herbert @herbsmph]

@oaldedbonline Cheek of the cunt. Hahahaha

[Lucas Sebastián Torreira Di Pascua @blondhairICARDI]

greenwood transfer videosu

[Brogan Clasper @Brogan_Clasper]

Make microphones more expensive.

[Gavin Stevens @StevensG020792]

"Serves you right for fucking Balogun that!" #USABEL #FIFAWorldCup2026 @FIFAWorldCup

[OGi 🐐 @BCNOgi]

Gotta give him credit. From day 1 he's been the most unlikeable, arrogant, delusional, egotistical twat on planet Earth and he kept it that way until his very last footballing breath.
Farewell, you piece of shit.

[Cris ✍️🏟️ @cris__ese]

Yo explicándole a mi novia que la rubia que empecé a seguir en Instagram es Haaland

[Fede Rodríguez @federodr]

—¿Esa rubia cuántos años tiene?
—25.
—Uh, justito. ¿Cómo se llama?
—Erling Haaland.

[The Players’ Tribune @PlayersTribune]

Harry Kane in 2018: “My dream wasn’t to play in the Premier League. My dream was to play in the Premier League for Spurs.

So I told [André Villas-Boas], quite honestly, “I don’t want to go [on leave].”

As the words were coming out of my mouth, I thought, Oh, wow — maybe that wasn’t.…

He just kind of looked at me, a bit confused.

And then I just came straight out with it. I said, “I’m gonna prove to you that I should be starting on this team. And you can tell me every Friday before the game that I don’t deserve that, and that I’m not going to play. And that’s fine. But I don’t want to go.”

And that was that. He let me stay on and train with the first team — and it really ended up being the turning point in my confidence. I had always felt like I had the ability, but I kind of had to stand up for myself. It was like I could see my childhood dream, and it was right there in front of me … but it was just out of reach. I was waiting for somebody to hand it to me. But life never hands it to you, does it?

You’ve gotta grab it.

I was on fire in training, but I still couldn’t get a game. Then the manager was let go in the winter and Tim Sherwood took charge — and he gave me my chance. The rest, as people might say, is history. I scored three goals in my first three starts, and that was an incredible feeling, especially the first time scoring at White Hart Lane. But honestly, all the things I went through before I scored Goal Number 1 … that’s what made me who I am….

For me, the rejection is the best thing that ever happened to me. When I was lacing my up boots for my first start in the North London derby back in 2015, I had a flashback to when I was 11, playing against Arsenal’s youth team. It was like déjà vu. Before every match, I always visualize scenarios in my head of exactly how I’ll score in the match. Left-foot curler into the bottom corner. Right-foot volley from the right corner of the box. I’ve always been that way. I get really detailed about it — I’ll picture my opponents and the cut of the grass and everything.

This time, I was picturing the defenders wearing the red Arsenal kit, and I got goosebumps.

We were in the tunnel, and I thought, “O.K. Took me 12 years. But we’ll see who was right and who was wrong.”

I scored two that day, and the winner in the 86th minute was something that I’d never even dream of visualizing before a match. It was a header — probably the best header I’ve ever scored — and that feeling when it hit the back of the net … I’ve never felt a rush like that in my whole career.

I remember walking round the pitch after the final whistle … and clapping to the fans … and it felt like, Well — I told you so.” https://t.co/AIJvVbtojF

@HKane | @England

[Rochdale AFC @officiallydale]

Hayesy’s back 😍

We are thrilled to announce the return of Cian Hayes on a three-year deal from Peterborough United ✍️

#rafHayesy’s back 😍

We are thrilled to announce the return of Cian Hayes on a three-year deal from Peterborough United ✍️

#rafHayesy’s back 😍

We are thrilled to announce the return of Cian Hayes on a three-year deal from Peterborough United ✍️

#rafc

[ABC News @ABC]

JUST IN: After two people climbed to the top of the Empire State Building and unfurled a banner on top of its spire Wednesday afternoon, one of the climbers appeared to propose to the other. https://t.co/ngG3jOeTBU

[Football Analysis @FBallAnalysisYT]

Just an incredible comment here

[The Spurs Web @thespursweb]

Djed Spence avoided shaking hands with Thomas Partey

[Herbert @herbsmph]

UP THE RA

[Christopher Hale @ChristopherHale]

Andy Burnham is set to become the United Kingdom’s first Catholic prime minister.

He said he was deeply moved by the life of Pope Francis.

Upon his death, he said Francis “spoke for equality and compassion and for humanity, in a world where we see political leaders target minorities and marginalize people in the search for votes”.

[Wholesome Football account @mr_notblah_]

The baby thinks this is for her. She was not with woody and buzz from day one. Get a job

[Timeproof Games @timeproofgames]

FIFA Street (PlayStation 2, Electronic Arts, 2005)