thejeswith1s

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

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[Emanuel Quiñones @EQuinones6310]

The World Cup has turned America into a discovery channel for the rest of the world.

And they are not handling it well.
In the best possible way.

Here is what they are discovering:

Free public restrooms. Europeans pay every time.
Free water at every restaurant. Just appears.
Free refills. Coffee. Sodas. Iced tea. Unlimited.
Free chips and salsa before you even order.
Free warm bread with dinner.
Ice in drinks like civilized people.
Air conditioning everywhere. Not a moral debate. A fact.
Parking lots attached to the actual place you are going.
Drive throughs where the food comes to the car while you sit in it.
Ranch dressing by the gallon.
Tex-Mex that cannot be explained only experienced.
Dental care that actually works.
Buccee’s. There are no words for Buccee’s.

Then they found the grocery stores.

Five of them within one mile.
Each one the size of an aircraft hangar.
Burgers. Steaks. Brisket. Ribs. Pulled pork. Lamb. Veal. Every cut of every animal ever domesticated by human civilization available in one refrigerated aisle at ten in the morning on a Tuesday.

The Germans stood in the meat section for forty five minutes.
In silence.
Processing.

They finally understand why we do not have trains.

We have roads wide enough for the cars we actually drive.
Parking lots the size of small European countries.
Airports in every city worth visiting.

Why would we need trains.

The Germans are taking ranch home by the bottle.
The Dutch found queso and briefly lost the ability to speak.
The Japanese are photographing HEB like it is the Louvre.
The Czechs are weeping in West, Texas.

Welcome to America!
The greatest country on earth.

[Secretary Kennedy @SecKennedy]

Thank you, Tulsi, for documenting Dr. Fauci's central role in causing the COVID-19 pandemic — among the most consequential crimes in human history.

[thejeswith1s @here4th3sass]

@joeroganhq

[thejeswith1s @here4th3sass]

@EricLDaugh 🤡

[thejeswith1s @here4th3sass]

@Nero You We’re born for the chaos.

[TYLENOL® @tylenol]

@cbalphabetics If you are pregnant/nursing, seek the advice of your healthcare professional before using Tylenol or any other medication.

[thejeswith1s @here4th3sass]

@RaheemKassam @TheNatPulse I’ll believe it when he’s actually sentenced.

[thejeswith1s @here4th3sass]

@RealCandaceO 🧃

[Benny Johnson @bennyjohnson]

And there you have it.

$3.3 MILLION from left-wing NGO The MacArthur Foundation went to Mecklenburg County to “reduce the jail population”, the very county that released career criminal DeCarlos Brown 14 times.

Insane. Follow the money. Democrats want criminals on the loose.

H/t: @megbasham

[BLAIRE WHITE @BlaireWhite]

We went from Democrats saying Epstein is a Republican hoax to Republicans saying Epstein is a Democrat hoax.

That means they're all pedophiles.

[Tim Pool @Timcast]

It's done

He signed it

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Good question

[Tim Pool @Timcast]

catholics are the superior christians

[thejeswith1s @here4th3sass]

@Timcast Periot.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

The House Dems are trying to hide the biggest fraud in history

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Momentum is growing rapidly to impeach activist judges who repeatedly fail to follow the law

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Word frequency is a good measure of the contagion of a mind virus.

Most people don’t understand that a mind virus can be just as deadly as a physical virus.

[Catturd ™ @catturd2]

That happens when you kill 150 million chickens for no reason.

[Whiplash347 @Whiplash437]

RFK Jr. breaks down the MAHA plan to reform USDA in 2 minutes: “We’re going to give farmers an off-ramp from the current system that destroys their health, wrecks the soil, makes Americans sick, and destroys family farms.”

1. “We’re going to REWRITE the regulations to give smaller operators a break.”

2. “We’re going to encourage sustainable regenerative farming that can build soil and replenish aquifers.”

3. “We’re going to BAN the worst agricultural chemicals that are already prohibited in other countries, and we’re going to remove conflicts of interest from the USDA dietary panels and commissions.”