Ron Swanson

There are only three ways to motivate people : money, fear and hunger.

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@ikaveri Next thing you will say Shahrukh Khan always overacts, Sachin gets wayy more attention than he deserves and Amitabh Bachchan should retire, we can't tolerate him anymore. Wouldn't disagree.

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@sardesairajdeep @newstakofficial @milindkhandekar Does he speak with eyes closed nowadays ?

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@bainjal Vishwaguru has surrendered his spine to Trump. God save India.

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@AlexTran677026 Renee did 10 movies in 3 years before Jerry Maguire. You need to check that thing called Wikipedia.

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@Dev_Fadnavis This has been one of the biggest disappointments of the government. Your orders to open in May were not followed. Does that mean Pune Metro officials don't even listen to CM of Maharashtra ? @ThePuneMirror

[Amit Paranjape @aparanjape]

'Six deadlines, zero trains: Inside the delays plaguing Pune's most-awaited metro corridor'

(Line-3: Shivajinagar - Hinjawadi)

https://t.co/Lzq8ue4FXY

Very disappointing @OfficialPMRDA, @MetroPuneri! And the road mess beneath the construction not fixed properly for years (@PMCPune)

cc @SidShirole @mohol_murlidhar @Dev_Fadnavis

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@SirKazamJeevi Any lip readers here ? What is he saying

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@frontierindica Auto rickshaw unions, basically local gundas, are protesting. Hence, govt. backed down on bike taxis.

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@tavleen_singh Poor infrastructure has been a focal pain point of tax paying citizens in the 3rd term. But the supreme leader is busy distributing revadis while standing on their shoulders.

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@mumbaiheritage Rich mofos are the only ones calling it Bonbay. Everyone I know calls it Mumbai.

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@TheCineprism Inside Llewyn Davis.

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@catale7a READ THE NEWS. It was morphine.

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@MaitreyaBhakal Before telling people what they should do, maybe you should read the news. It was morphine that took their lives, not the watermelon.

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@MB4005JB93 @LoyalSachinFan Sub out Ghazanfar or Santner.

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@LoyalSachinFan Pandu overrates his own bowling. He shouldn't have bowled the 2nd one.

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@MIFansArmy Ghazanfar.

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@MIPaltanFamily People will say the same thing about Malewar if he's replaced by Rawat - "shouldn't have dropped him, needed another chance".

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@LoyalSachinFan He looked like a bowler sent to open the innings. Don't see him getting another chance if Rohit gets fit.

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@LoyalSachinFan Cooked if we bat first or bowl first. Baaki theek hai.

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@MIPaltanFamily Rutherford should've come instead. Lekin Pandya ka ego beech mein aagaya.

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@LoyalSachinFan Shardul will play. Bigger ground may fetch him wickets.