Tom.

eat my shorts

[Rob Gucci @heatdaddy69420]

Slavin is a warrior for even getting up from this to begin with. I 100% would have an outrageous about of poop in my hockey pants and I would definitely be crying.

[Murls @mattmurley19]

Super Sunday is finally here $EBR, lets build the bankroll on 🇩🇪German pucks to sprinkle on some #NFL props later!! #everybodyrides @BSSportsbook

[Pat Maroon @patmaroon]

In support of those struggling with mental health, bullying and body image I am making a 2,000 donation in the name of @realjackedwards to @TampaBayThrives and I encourage @TBLightning and @NHL fans to join me. Donate here: https://t.co/ZEbWHw6Cqv

[Tour Golf (not PGA Tour) @PGATUOR]

Take notes, @b_dechambeau

[Shooter McGavin @ShooterMcGavin]

Scottie Scheffler closing out The Masters

[Tiger Woods @TigerWoods]

🤷‍♂️ whoops 🤷‍♂️

[The Chartist Formerly Known as Anth @xBuffaloAnth]

What if birds are actually screaming because they’re afraid of heights?

[Adam Herman @AdamZHerman]

I am no longer impressed that Nicholas Cage managed to steal the Declaration of Independence.

[Ed Stern is on BlueSky @EdStern]

Well that escalated steadily for four years.

[Jeff Marek @JeffMarek]

The Canes + Bruins are about to feel the pain of the dreaded beer league 11pm weekday start.

[Buffalo Sabres @BuffaloSabres]

Next up: Sam’s jersey!

Follow us and retweet this tweet for your chance to win.

Rules: https://t.co/n1ILMXAhlA

[Buffalo Sabres @BuffaloSabres]

Kickin’ off today’s giveaways with a game-issued Rasmus Dahlin 50th anniversary jersey! 🤩

Follow us & retweet for your chance to win. #ReturnToRoyal

Rules: https://t.co/n1ILMXAhlA

[Bill @BillTCB]

Life in 2020 as described by Monsters Inc.

[۟ @hateshaliek]

this thing makes a cool sound

[Duffy on WCMF @DuffyOnWCMF]

Boneless wings are chicken fingers and any businesss that tries to sell them differently should be taken to court.

[Allan Walsh🏒 @walsha]

I have tremendous respect for the Bruin players that sent best wishes. All class. As for Jack Edwards, to say Roman’s injury was “bad hockey karma” while he was laying on motionless on the ice, you are truly a piece of shit and an absolute disgrace. https://t.co/NiUyScZFW1

[The Charging Buffalo @TheChargingBUF]

DAHLIN 🤢🤢🤢

[John Vogl @JohnVogl_JV]

Jack looks high as hell. #munchies

[James Duthie @tsnjamesduthie]

“September seventeen
for a girl I know it’s Mother’s Day”

Miss ya Gord.