Momma Jo

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

I live by this quote and this quote only

[Dan Rather @DanRather]

The swearing in of Kamala Harris by Justice Sotomayor. Wow. America has a new vision of what is possible.

[Momma Jo @hermit_sister]

@rejectedjokes Every time I hear the word "suspicious", I hear this in my head. 😂

[Matt Bellassai @MattBellassai]

when my neck starts hurting JUST as my back starts feeling better

[Matt Bellassai @MattBellassai]

in my opinion there are too many things going on

[Adam Herman @AdamZHerman]

I am no longer impressed that Nicholas Cage managed to steal the Declaration of Independence.

[mamrie hart @mametown]

So, he's currently too dangerous for 280 characters here but he has the nuclear codes. Cool cool cool cool cool.

[Momma Jo @hermit_sister]

@MissyElliott One of my favorites ever!

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

pretty disappointing that so many of the problems in my life must be solved through hard work and introspection, rather than by answering a mysterious stranger’s perplexing riddle

[Momma Jo @hermit_sister]

@BoomTimeShow @mistergiuntoli @flula @AMillionABC 🙌🙌🙌

[Vinny Thomas @vinn_ayy]

The Galactic Federation interviews Earth for membership

[Molly McNearney @mollymcnearney]

I’ve worn four things in nine months. None of them good.

[Momma Jo @hermit_sister]

@BetteMidler Happy birthday!!!

[Grace Helbig @gracehelbig]

Every time I open Twitter I feel like I’ve just been seated next to a drunk couple fighting in a Cheesecake Factory.

[Momma Jo @hermit_sister]

@BoomTimeShow @flula Yesssss!! #bootytangertime

[Momma Jo @hermit_sister]

@flula A new haiku AND a new Boomtime episode in the same day? Christmas came early this year. ♥️

[Qasim Rashid, Esq. @QasimRashid]

Cancelling $1.7T in taxes for 600 billionaires but not $1.7T in student debt for 45M Americans is the modern version of let them eat cake.