Big Bonez Malone

Ah geez (she/her)

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I joined Threads. Fuck Elon.

[Duolingo @duolingo]

say less #NationalBikiniDay

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@abigbowlofchili Need it

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@julio_alpastor and I saw David Harbour (aka Hopper from Stranger Things) in Denver today. We were all eating at the same place. I felt Chance’s spirit flying into me b/c he was v into him.

Also…He knew we were taking a low key pic too and covered his eyes 😭

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@DannyParty @abigbowlofchili Dude I wear this shirt constantly

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“Mother is mothering”

“Skin is skinning”

“Shut the fuck up”

[Jome ❤️ LA @Hot4Heidecker]

55 burgers 🍔
55 fries 🍟
55 tacos 🌮
55 pies 🥧
55 cokes 🥤
100 tater tots 🥔
100 pizzas 🍕
100 tenders 🐓
100 meatballs ☄️
100 coffees ☕️
55 wings 🍗
55 shakes 🧋
55 pancakes 🥞
55 Pastas 🍝
55 Peppers 🌶️
155 taters 🥔

[Big Bonez Malone @hernameisrobin]

I’m married!!!!!

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@SaTaradise OH EM GEEEEE! I didn’t know she didn’t!!!

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@abigbowlofchili @holladayben I have his phone and it’s still logged in I believe! I will send a random tweet out soon.

[sarah rose etter @sarahroseetter]

while i was deep in grief, i was researching brain waves & one thing i learned is that during severe depression/grief, we experience theta waves (which usually occur only before deep sleep) while we are awake. we literally sleepwalk through life due to sadness. just wild.

[Big Bonez Malone @hernameisrobin]

Another day another $300 wedding purchase 😮‍💨

We are TIRED.

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My Food Disgust Sensitivity is average (53.88%). https://t.co/2JFk5m91rf via @idr_labs

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Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

14 years?!? Wild.

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This is a photo and a video of a ghost or a portal at the clinic I GA at. The other GAs who’ve been there longer than me said they’ve seen it a few other times and it’s not the light causing it. It looks like a silver shimmery puddle. It’s weird.

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@QueSeraSureRa Omg @julio_alpastor said this too!!!!

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@QueSeraSureRa Casey. It’s so wild.

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This is. By far. The cringiest season of Love is Blind. I need to unpack everything with someone. Immediately.

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@SaTaradise BEYONCE

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@SaTaradise @julio_alpastor HAHAHAHA

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I keep thinking about how on Sunday @julio_alpastor and I were walking our dogs. And this old lady that had food all over her shirt and stank said to Raleigh after he barked at her, “you’re short and fat. What do you have to be mad about?”. Then called him a “blowhard”: