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This will be a pretty poor representation of my life. She/her.

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Don’t worry folks, on the upside there’s now train delays.

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@douglandry Haha my go to schedule time is 8.54am. Glad I’m not the only one.

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@ameliajdowd Amelia this is so great!

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@joshgnosis Overseas till Thursday, without roaming. Hoping I don’t have an sms waiting.

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Evergreen tweet, evidently. #couchpeloton

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If Wout Van Aert wins this I will simply pass away. #OlympicGames #CyclingRoad

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Denying McNulty the stage for the sake of a 4 second time bonus…sucks. #couchpeleton

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@sallyrugg Exactly this. My dad has signed up to give people rides to healthcare services, because, and I quote ‘I’ve not got much on, and I like to drive, so why not?’

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Well he’s not called ‘Francis Proletariat’ is he.

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@nee_massey Well, as my user name would suggest, this made me very sentimental

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@phocks We both beat him to it. He should give it to us.

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A reminder that you can’t ‘throw away your vote’ and that ‘a vote for ____ is just a vote for ____’ is bullshit.

Learn how to use preferences and your vote can accurately represent your views- how cool is that?!

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@amongthestones @mattcassinelli @NotionHQ @mariepoulin I’ve just gotten done automating my ‘moodboard’ and ‘wishlist’ databases, next step is the journal setup I’ve adapted from Marie’s tutorials!

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@NautomateApp Just finished updating what I built last week with this new action, much more sleek. Loving it.

[Sally Rugg @sallyrugg]

Every man scolding Grace Tame for not smiling enough is telling on themselves. We see you.

[British Vogue @BritishVogue]

Zendaya paid tribute to iconic ’90s supermodel Linda Evangelista in vintage @MaisonValentino at the 'Euphoria' premiere in LA: https://t.co/SfyT0aLRwk

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Well, I just finished the first season of Daredevil.

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@Brocklesnitch

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@CaseyBriggs I got a representative of the socialist alliance insistently informing me “we’re just like Bernie Sanders” on the way in.

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@chlosarge Keren from https://t.co/coWqMNcYLA is the best, and reasonable for cuts- she can also do home visits if you need! Her insta has great pics to see her work.

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@karaschlegl I still think about the noise the crowd in the concert hall made when Gretel Killeen asked Dan Harmon ‘sorry, so it’s Rick and…Marty?’ during Antidote a few years ago.