marit

the best elite couple on youtube

[marit @herrhowell]

unbelievable things happened just now

[marit @herrhowell]

also if a doctor puts a 'officially Sick' stamp on me you best bet i am not coming in until that expires. otherwise idve been there the day after tomorrow but too bad so sad

[marit @herrhowell]

sometimes you just did not sleep for a single second and are dead on your feet and you should be allowed to call in sick for that. sometimes you have a fever and going to a doctor will Not make it better and you should be able to just say "dying rn brb in a few days"

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

German workers will no longer be allowed to "call in sick" under new reforms

Employees will need a doctor's certificate from day one as phone-based sick notes are abolished

[land leopard panties @drageducador]

COMO EU NUNCA TINHA VISTO ESSE EDIT PERFEITO

[𝙘𝙝𝙚𝙦 @CHEQMAATE]

wip for my hc for the “rookie” (younger) ottawa centaurs <333
credits to haasy_11 / nonymous06 for inspiration of the designs)))

[Kae @chezselle]

rest 💤
#hollanov #heatedrivalry

[𝄢 @bestlem0nade]

Preach sister

[⋆ @hudneko]

my goat shane hollander, canonically the best player in the league.

[marit @herrhowell]

i WILL however say that ivar is my son

[marit @herrhowell]

i love knowing nothing about hockey i will spend as much time avoiding finding out wtf a power play actually is

[🤩🤩 @underleviathan]

“Are you ready for your woke lessons?”
Will Smith Hockey gulped
Macklin Celebrini nodded
Sam Dickinson shuddered
Michael Misa blinks nervously
“Yes Jacob Trouba” they said in unison

[nic ⭒ @discostorrie]

ilya and shane in the lake at the cottage

[marit @herrhowell]

@mwahalec so gorgeous, makes me think of the fic where they crash their car right at the end of ep6. i cant find it but will report back

[coldties @__coldties]

the difference i will cry

[fe @johnsonsbridger]

my problem is people see ilya as the beast just bc he's a top. no no baby shane hollander won 3 cups like lets be real thats dada alright

[Timuoxi Cha Le Mei @ch1cken_t3nder]

I do believe my favorite Americanism is saying “and I was like” instead of “I said”

[fruitcake @shamehollander]

SHANEBUG LOCKET :D

[marit @herrhowell]

this thought by djozanovs was made for me

[cece ☆ @DJOZANOVS]

i love to think of the difference in endorsements/adverts shane and ilya do. like while shane was posing for rolex & CK. ilya is doing dominoes commercials and making guest appearances on episodes of icarly

[kins 🦕 @whimsfully]

Ilya Rozanov popping up in a Dunkin commercial alongside Matt Damon and rumors spark because he spends half the shoot eyefucking him (Ben Afleck has his grave dug)

[marit @herrhowell]

@skipbint give me your email i will personally send you my big dick!shane thoughts