Eli Herring

A loose association of bones and organs with competing interests

[abby govindan @abbygov]

as the creator of Emily in Paris can I just say.......why the fuck were we nominated for a Golden Globe LOL I made that show as a prank

[Eli Herring @herring_eli]

First day working the phones at poison control:

Do you have any experience with hand puppets? Do you know how to make a snake? What I need you to do is go snake mode and JAM THAT SUCKER DOWN YOUR THROAT

[Eli Herring @herring_eli]

@TrillBroDude *Wembis

[Eli Herring @herring_eli]

Why cheez-itz food til they gotta be food

[Eli Herring @herring_eli]

My 2028 prediction is that Trump is going to switch his endorsement at least twice

[Eli Herring @herring_eli]

@brianonhere If it’s the same rate it might be because both guacs can see the pit. Idk. Check back soon

[Eli Herring @herring_eli]

@jack_b_hamm Now draw them giving *extremely loud ibcorrext buzzer*

[Eli Herring @herring_eli]

@jack_b_hamm Now power scale the Uncs prime

[Eli Herring @herring_eli]

@jack_b_hamm Under which magic systems would each uncle shine the most?

[Eli Herring @herring_eli]

@cortado_enjoyer @NBABabySecret Chill on me I think both teams have a #RightToDefendThemselves

[Eli Herring @herring_eli]

@pinkhoopsss Moses

[Eli Herring @herring_eli]

In the long run you can’t trust victims of invention theft

[Eli Herring @herring_eli]

@pmmbasketball @Sixersarentgood

[Eli Herring @herring_eli]

https://t.co/gYYj3QDtZQ

[Eli Herring @herring_eli]

@MavsStan41 Knicks usually have four excellent defenders on the floor who can keep their assignments from switching on to Brunson. It’s distressing that the rest of the lineup can’t hunt that mismatch, but at least they are getting the ball to CJ, who is torching him.

[Michael Kandel @K_A_N_D_E_L]

the pitt video game actually looks pretty cool

[balrog @123yoshistory]

if spongebob was a real human people would treat him like a lolcow

[Anthony Bourdain @Bourdain]

I am “continuing to monitor the situation”.

[Kristen Mag @kristenmag]

@NYCMayor 15 MPH is too low. Drivers will be looking down to check the speedometer instead of looking out for children ahead.