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Whoa! Take that, theoretical physics!

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@mcsugarabs CHECK YOUR MESSAGES FOOL

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i'm tylo

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@mcsugarabs WE ARE PLAYING CAMEO TAG SO HARD RIGHT NOW. FUCK.

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@RadiantCobalt Yeah. Imagine me blinking at you with bloodshot eyes and they make a little plink plink sound.

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// now this... this is some of my finest work

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About to go order a crab slider at White Castle so someone will take me out back and put me out of my misery like Old Yeller. Sheesh.

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I don’t know about the guys who wrote that song about Australia, but, like, if I met a strange woman who made me kinda nervous but also made me breakfast? We’re in love now. The wedding is tomorrow.

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I have been working on the same paper for two days with no sleep. Pidge’s influence on my life won. Me from a year ago would be so ashamed of me and also staring on in shock and horror at how much caffeine my digestive system can handle these days.

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If I ever go to White Castle for a crab cake slider... just shoot me. Matter of fact if I ever eat anything called a "shrimp nibbler" just cut my head off on the spot. Thank you

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@RadiantCobalt … Right.

I was just tugging your nuts, man. You’ve got way more experience than me. I know you won fair and square. It’s just chess.

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Dr. Ishka’s a solid “depends on the day”.

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@RadiantCobalt I know the rules! Your cat was totally eating pieces. I could’ve won if not for the egregious rule-breaking that the ref overlooked. Bean was also the ref. [ (wink.) ]

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My high fives *are* kinda legendary.

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@RadiantCobalt I mean, yeah, absolutely, I’m free all this week. I just agreed I’d back her up on the next bad joke if she gave me those recipe photos.

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@Iindholm @RadiantCobalt HEYOOOOOO

[･ﾟ☆ 𝐏𝐈𝐓! @AngelLandHero]

❝Happy birthday @DivineIntern, I uh… I think this belongs to you.❞

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Awh, man, that’s actually a good point… maybe I’ll just have you help me out? How bad could it be. I’m humble enough to share my kitchen sometimes.

[— 𝘋𝘳. 𝘓𝘰𝘵𝘰𝘳 𝘐𝘴𝘩𝘬𝘢. @RadiantCobalt]

but the /nuance/ tsuyoshi! the nuance!

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You underestimate my auto-translator. Earth languages? Peh. Easy peasy.

[— 𝘋𝘳. 𝘓𝘰𝘵𝘰𝘳 𝘐𝘴𝘩𝘬𝘢. @RadiantCobalt]

I hope he can read Japanese.