Matthew Buckler

[Jake Wesley Rogers @jakewrogers]

Jesus wore a dress btw

[Michael Cain @IamMichaelCain]

Just remember white people @donaldglover tried to tell you through a catchy ass song, but yall didnt pay attention, so. Here we go the hard way.

[Matt Porter @Matthew_Porter_]

Y’all know you done fucked up when Anyonmous comes out to play. 😂

[David C. Smalley @davidcsmalley]

Covid19: “I’m gonna wreck 2020.”

Racism: “Hold my beer.”

[Matthew Buckler @hew_ler]

@IamMichaelCain Funny thing is I don't even do that shit anymore 😂

[Michael Cain @IamMichaelCain]

If the images of black athletes kneeling on the ground caused you outrage, but images of white cops kneeling on the necks of black men doesnt, you may need to evaluate yourself.

[A boy has a president... @lcc2525]

God spoke, and she said not today... #BUNKERPRESIDENT

[relatable @byreIatable]

Friend: what are you doing after college?
Me: i didn’t think I’d get this far

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

What Your Pastor's Pulpit Says About His Theology
https://t.co/rleDRPgbIC

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

Starbucks Unveils New Satanic Holiday Cups
https://t.co/uzYbRPnhUX

[D @trublackxican]

This is so beautiful man. Custodians are the most UNDER-APPRECIATED, HARDEST WORKING, and MOST HELPFUL people in the school system. They deserve it all.

[relatable @byreIatable]

Be proud of that 4.0 GPA
Be proud of that 3.2 GPA
Be proud of that 2.5 GPA

College is hard, but you're doing the damn thing

[Matthew Buckler @hew_ler]

Reporter: How do you plan to stop the war in the Middle East?

Trump: Nukes and drones boys

Reporter: and if Russia comes after us?

Trump: Nukes and drones boys

Reporter: so what you're saying is...

Trump: NUKES AND DRONES BOYS

[Felicity @FlossAus]

I feel sorry for Netflix era kids. They will never know the high stakes adrenaline of running to the bathroom/fridge/bedroom in a single ad break, with the beckoning call of a sibling screaming “It’s ONNNNNN” to send you hurdling over furniture to get back in time.

[Sharon Hodde Miller @SHoddeMiller]

There are some Christian leaders that I look at and think, "Are they following the same Jesus I am?"

But then I read stories about ancient Christian martyrs, and I wonder, "Am I following the same Jesus as THEM?"

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

Worship Bassist Placed Under Church Discipline For Venturing Onto Top String
https://t.co/jN01TikXi0

[Matthew Buckler @hew_ler]

Me: Writes "Hamburger w/ cheese"

Coworker: "why didn't you just write cheeseburger?"

Me: -.-