HexaCorde

Don't be alarmed, continue swimming naked.

[HexaCorde @hexacorde]

NINA CAN'T CODE

[🕷️Smart Alec🕸️ @_TheSmartAlec1]

This will be the fifth time we have ended Evangelion, and we have become exceedingly efficient at it.

[khayla @mikhaylacl]

I know what insurance fraud looks like and she has committed it.

[Jennifer Lee Rossman @JenLRossman]

This is simply not a walkable city

[Neil Renic @NC_Renic]

Methodology

[HexaCorde @hexacorde]

Is Kohl's Mom a prisoner? Can she leave the store?

[Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan]

Let's do it

[Gregory Kennedy @gregorykennedy]

Overheard in Palo Alto.

CEO: "This copy sucks."

CMO: "We fired all our content people and just use ChatGPT now."

CEO: "Well, hire them back."

[Sassington, M.C. @MissSassbox]

tried to lie my way out of explaining why I have exactly four bruises; two on each wrist, to my mother who decided to wear her glasses today, of all days.

finally said, "I'm an anemic slut and a grown consenting adult."

her response: "tell him to press and not squeeze"

[meme bastard 🍕 @mask_bastard]

here's the thing

[The Return of the Ping @PandasAndVidya]

"But Black Dynamite..."

[HexaCorde @hexacorde]

Otisburg? Otisburg!?

[Dixon Uranus @RealDixonUranus]

SHE WAS ONLY 85-100 YEARS OLD YOU SICK FUCK

[Kevin Baron @DefenseBaron]

FTW:

[Jaketropolis @jaketropolis]

"...and who was the author of Jane Eyre?"

"Emily Brontë?"

"Turn the engine off and step out of the truck for me, sir."

[Sub-Radio @subradioband]

#elonmusk

[Tom Zohar @TomZohar]

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