Ronald C

I love to eat candy and enjoy hanging out with my friends!

[Darth Erogenous @darth_erogenous]

At my vegan food company we've made a walking, breathing pig substitute out of tofu and rice vinegar. Thanks to a clever fungal neural net we developed, it can experience bodily pain

[❥ 𝑪𝒐𝒇𝒇𝒆𝒆 𝑳𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒔 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝑭𝒂𝒏𝒔 ❥ @tonyhawktruther]

Ok. Dasha. Now tell me…

What kind of guy am I? 🙂

[Wolf man! @ImSmilingRn]

I invented something called Never Chemicals which dont exist and dont do anything

[beef heiress @rebirthcanal]

gm

[👩‍💻 @weirdassfishes]

I’m off that good snack and water bottle

[M 🪭 @EvilBarbieDoII]

Oh

[Phoebe🔥 @PradaOrSelene]

“yeah bro i got a white woman eating chicken as my wallpaper its lit”

[Granite Man 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @GraniteDhuine]

I love using the phrase "vice versa". Fuck you. I'm not saying all that again in reverse.

Big shoutout to etcetera too. What am I, the listing things fairy? Use your imagination.

[Delta @Dobs407]

what the fuck is a rare childhood

[shy @zacyino]

This app is a library

[@ratlimit @ratlimit]

.@NYCMayor I timed my bowel movements today. 9 minutes, 12 minutes, 10 minutes, and 15 minutes. Your administration is a fcking JOKE.

[bog @wetlittlebeast]

Now this is the kind of news I wanna see on X the everything app

[Darth Erogenous @darth_erogenous]

Mcdonalds clerk {9th hour of shift} : Hey what can I get you :) And how are you doing today

Me: I have been adrift for a while; Burger

[very tall bart @TallBart]

Sharks, I'm not really a shy pooper *unbuckles pants and drops a huge deuce* but *trips over underwear and slips on poop*

Mark Cuban: I've seen enough. I'm out