ElonMuskCannotSexuallySatisfyWomen

Think your opinions are so good you need to pay Elon Musk $8 a month to share them? You are wrong. Get fucking better opinions and welcome to being blocked.

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@hausofdecline The controversy never ends with this one. XD

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@old_lotion I have it on good authority that the people who were "clique-y" in high school are SUPER "clique-y" at reunions. I skip every one and am happier for it XD

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@hausofdecline Good job. Making society change gendered language is hard =)
Epic challenge rating is getting me to stop calling everybody "son" regardless of gender as an affectation. It's so ingrained in my speech patterns (-.-)

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@hausofdecline Man, you pay me $1000 per sting and I'll run across North America with bees in my mouth repopulating the swarms. I'll be the Terry Fox but for bees.

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@DougJBalloon Are you suggesting that 333 million dollars per republican voter flipped wasn't as energizing to all those donors as she thought it was going to be?

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@Acyn Maybe if they didn't tie their campaign to a never wavering support for Israel and pandering to(still, clearly)non-democrat leaning Republicans, virtually anyone would have been fine.

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@larianstudios Gale? Who? You mean that hand I always pick up in every playthrough?

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@heathercampbell Nah son. This is E3 1995. Sega's just announced the Sega Saturn's price as "$399...plus racism, sexism, transphophia, etc." Sony, sensing the vibe in room, walks up to the podium, adjusts its tie, and announces, "Yeah, $399 works for us too."

And the audience walked away. =(

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@RockLeeSmile Watching "Dave Made a Maze". It's better than paying attention to socials.

https://t.co/yz4XeYvQUr

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@Northernlion @michaelalfox I haven't paid much attention the Flames since we started 4-0-1. I assume we're still headed for a near perfect season and there's no reason to check in.

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@pants And just like that, Christmas came early.

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@hausofdecline <Puts on hard hat, slings mining pick over shoulder>

"Whelp. Back to the shaft, I guess."

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@SamOnBirdApp Sydney-based researchers "Stephen" and "Jay". Right.

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@megynkelly Finally! Some honesty from Fox News.

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@hausofdecline <looks up dejectedly with sewing needles in mouth at slutty Oscar the Grouch costume>

"Next year then..."

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@pattonoswalt "Carmen, it's the last week before the election and I need to look my best. Set the sprayer for "Great Pumpkin" but skip my lips. I need them fresh."

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@CaseyExplosion You need to get some fanart of your avatar in various Art the Clown poses XD

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@KrangTNelson Funny looking tombstone.

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@KrangTNelson To be fair, they're probably adding the other Spirit of Halloween graveyard decorations to the yard as we speak.

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@michaelalfox "You have to understand. OLBAP as a concept transcends what we understand about meme culture. It shows up on cave paintings, in the dreams of children, and in Youtube videos. Did it originate in any of them? Of course not. OLBAP was always there and it always will be. Aliens."