io (🦍,🦍)

Programmer | Investor | Gamer

[io (🦍,🦍) @hexedape]

Pascal's wager, only instead of God it's the golden bull run

[io (🦍,🦍) @hexedape]

@RazedEsport Awping is the least impressive part of pro CS

[Legomakers (neet mode) @legomakers1]

This is the part where everyone that missed NEET gets their entry for the inevitable run to 9 figures and beyond

Poor overall market conditions and attention shifting create opportunity. Dips become no brainers because it’s quite obvious it’s the chosen one

[io (🦍,🦍) @hexedape]

@LadyNimby My dad took sandwiches for work for 30 years and always made peanut butter and jam sandwiches with some milk for a snack when he was hungry. I don’t know how there’s so many sandwich haters out there

[io (🦍,🦍) @hexedape]

@limitlesstack Modafinil was underwhelming. Maybe moderate benefits for focus but it’s outweighed by the fact that I could never sleep well. Also always get a bad headache towards the end of the day that you can’t even sleep off

[io (🦍,🦍) @hexedape]

The dating pool would be crazy if 50% of people weren’t obese as FUCK

[io (🦍,🦍) @hexedape]

Niko needs some ashwagandha asap

[HLTV.org @HLTVorg]

NiKo on CAC final whiff: "It's becoming harder and harder to let things go" https://t.co/9E1rLH66PB

[io (🦍,🦍) @hexedape]

@ann12OvO There’s fuck all going on here in general

[io (🦍,🦍) @hexedape]

@chooserich Good luck Nick wishing you all the best 🫡

[io (🦍,🦍) @hexedape]

I remember when my older sister moved out she had a job at Tim Hortons and lived by herself in a single bedroom apartment and had a reliable used car she bought for $2000

Thats legit unheard of now lol

[io (🦍,🦍) @hexedape]

I’m afraid of dying never having fucked a bad bitch

[Neet @neet_sol]

Boomers when you tell them you won't work 60 hour weeks for $20 an hour

[io (🦍,🦍) @hexedape]

Are people fucking stupid?

I can smell my own BO after five minutes of lounging in synthetic fabrics

It is THE worst material. I don’t know how it ended up being the goto for activities that make you sweat

The only polyester shirts I have that don’t stink immediately have been chemically treated and who knows wtf that does when it leeches into your bloodstream

[ل @heroingIow]

If you’re gonna work out in cotton, please DO NOT come to my gym

[Marc Andreessen 🇺🇸 @pmarca]

Oh no

[io (🦍,🦍) @hexedape]

@rattecs Mirage used to be my best map. This season I get destroyed and have 35% WR on this fuckass map. Every other map I’m sitting above 65%. I’m over it man

[io (🦍,🦍) @hexedape]

@mauthe_doog Rap also had a huge falling off and became unlistenable because it was so generic and corporate and the rappers themselves were uncharasmatic and borderline special needs

[io (🦍,🦍) @hexedape]

Michael Burry moving like a Solana KOL

[Neet @neet_sol]

The type of manager they hire right after you get laid off

[io (🦍,🦍) @hexedape]

@rzcal_ @CounterStrike The window was ass

[io (🦍,🦍) @hexedape]

@yonann People with lifestyle brands like him quite literally need to spend money on flexing. They can’t just tuck it away and live conservatively because their image will die

[Neet @neet_sol]

my boss just asked me to do work at my job