deedee mega doodoo

1920 | i like band a little too much

[deedee mega doodoo @hey_chicky]

new display name

[Chris Udalla @Cudalla]

smokin that shit that made deedee mega doodoo

[vahi ⚢ @eidofwd]

the problem is i’m fat

[deedee mega doodoo @hey_chicky]

@alexaaaahi YOU WERE THERE TOO

[gilbs @gilbsss]

guyy who ghosted me two weeks ago just texted me and I replied in 30 seconds

[kas𓆩ꨄ︎𓆪 @urth2kas]

them: bet you got all kinds of ppl in your phone

my phone:

[dj pauly d @smellagillis]

i bet it’s annoying af to be posting on ur instagram story trying to get someone’s attention and just seeing my username within the first ten minutes instead

[: @_dxllz7]

Why you don’t post yourself nomore?

Me:

[michelle @michellegabxoxo]

unfollowing anyone who gets engaged or has a baby honestly not interested

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

Planning a Friendsgiving. Does anyone know any friends

[shi @afterlauqhter]

ego death in a ticketmaster waiting room

[antifa honeypot @mformorphine]

roster is empty in previously unheard of ways and it’s getting dark before 5pm..

[ash ⚔︎ @ashl3af]

i’m chopped unc AND fat. i’m chunk

[deedee mega doodoo @hey_chicky]

@_est_reed 🫩 these tweets man

[NOTLIZYS @Lizys711]

me after tweeting something nobody cares about

[latina hannibal lecter @morbidmomo]

i need to be put in a sock and swung very hard into many objects and surfaces

[yizzy 🎸 @MINSSDIOR]

Period so crazy I just shed tears to this

[deedee mega doodoo @hey_chicky]

@_est_reed Shhhhhhhh we don’t talk about that

[deedee mega doodoo @hey_chicky]

a philly sports fan, pitt alum and a lesbian. who is more prepared for heartbreak than me

[vish @ayobrinabot]

me when a bad bitch tells me what to do