Henry Alanna

23 / they/he/thon / Ecclectic Folk-Punk Goblin / married to @endeavoralloway

[Henry Alanna @hey_its_henry]

Sometimes you drink water for business, sometimes for pleasure. I don’t make the rules

[Henry Alanna @hey_its_henry]

@danitasteinberg Needed to hear this today. I’ve been trying even after most people around me gave up, but I’ll be honest, the inconvenience of it has led to me not masking too many times when I should have the last few years. I’m ashamed to admit this election was my wake up call.

[Henry Alanna @hey_its_henry]

I think the male gaze is just watching body parts jiggle

[Henry Alanna @hey_its_henry]

Has anyone ever organically said “eek!”

[Henry Alanna @hey_its_henry]

At least the Radish Spirit has rizz 🫣

[buck tooth cunt @Royal_McPoyle]

i bought a new car battery and it was like $220 and the girl at auto zone said “wanna see how much it would cost if you needed 99 of them?” and i said “okay” so she typed 99 in the quantity and the price went to $23000 and she said “thats how much it would cost” and i said “okay”

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

thinking about this once again

[Henry Alanna @hey_its_henry]

It took me longer than I’m willing to admit to realize Greta Gerwig and Greta Thunberg were two different people. I thought that little girl was making movies now.

[Henry Alanna @hey_its_henry]

You know what’s tragic? In real life I am terrified of chickens, but if me and my wife were muppets, she would be Camilla the chicken because I am obviously gonzo and we must be in love. Why do I fear what I love most?

[Henry Alanna @hey_its_henry]

@heythisislibby This is unbelievably funny

[Henry Alanna @hey_its_henry]

The train is such an interesting world. Today I got told to have a great day by a stranger, and then immediately someone else screamed for no reason.

[Henry Alanna @hey_its_henry]

You could say the same thing about having children

[audrey @foldyrhands]

living in a big city is all about taking a melodramatic 1.5 hour public transit ride by yourself to see a single tree or go to a specific store

[Henry Alanna @hey_its_henry]

Transgenders are just getting ready for a nap

[zekie @zekedrinkswater]

🤨let your phone fill in the rest

transgenders are...

[Rachel Edwards @underthenettle]

it's Good Friday, which means it's time to share my favourite tumblr post of all time

[pj @pjayevans]

Hey man be careful taking a nap. One of my buddies had a dream where he was getting chased around

[Henry Alanna @hey_its_henry]

I think I fear death so much because I’m not complete yet… like don’t let people assume they know me fully when I don’t even fully know myself yet

[Henry Alanna @hey_its_henry]

“Passing” is not a bad thing, but it is a privilege and not necessarily for every trans person and cis-passing people need to realize that not everyone can or wants to pass.

[Henry Alanna @hey_its_henry]

Not to mention that marriage equality was predominantly for cis white gay men. It wasn’t about queer liberation. It was about taking part in the same governmental practices as everyone else. It was the barest of bare minimums. It didn’t address anything marginalized people face

[Henry Alanna @hey_its_henry]

Thinking about how marriage equality is seen as the pinnacle of queer liberation when it isn’t even a starting point. When your goal is to allow more ppl to take part in the same patriarchal bullshit structure instead of dismantling that structure you’re off on the wrong foot.