Jesse

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Gigantically queer.
They/Them

[erica @ericanextdooor]

you’re telling me mike was hard when he made this lemonade?

[annie @thisyearsgurl]

did it hurt when you fell from those crates ?

[lia @chcnfords]

THIS

[Tiddlywink @bigtroublex2]

Damn. Summer flies when you work 40+ hours a week 😭💀

[Racial Nichols @Suite_Tea]

My boss: "May I ask what you're using your PTO for?"

Me: "No. I'll see you when I get back."

[🏴‍☠️ @1piecehub]

I may spend money on stupid shit but at least I aint spending money on diapers and formula.

[ᴏʟᴜᴍɪᴅᴇ 🍂 @mideysmith01]

I really don’t have a sleeping schedule, I just be freestyling.

[𓆝 𓆟𝘩𝘢𝘭𝘦𝘺𓆞 𓆝 𓆟 @pusigod]

if missy peregrym was the only reason you watched stick it, you’re gay now

[Jesse @Hey_Jmac]

Just killed the biggest spider I've ever seen, and hundreds of baby spiders exploded out of it. I'm ready to burn the fucking house down.

[trash jones @jzux]

wtf is a “group chat?” i am an adult, i only have two friends and they don’t know each other

[prance @bocxtop]

i be like “nah my parents didn’t pass on any weird habits to me” then show up to the airport 5 hrs early

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

has anyone else not been to the dentist since Covid and also not for the five years before that

[sneezy dan @firelorddani]

why get a meaningful tattoo when U can get a tattoo that looks sick