Luke

“The inner machinations of my kind are an enigma.” -Patrick Star

[Luke @heybabeitsluke]

@TrevWall

[Luke @heybabeitsluke]

Yeah I’m a KYLE:

K ind
Y outhful
L oving
E verything I just said is a lie & I punched a hole in your drywall.

[Luke @heybabeitsluke]

@DanJ_24 @hopealcocer @DrinkMonaco @reactpresents @SpringAwakeFest @Madelinegrrace @caseykfrey ☺️☺️☺️☺️

[𝖏𝖇 @h0neydiiip]

alright, it’s 2019 why is teleportation not a thing yet???

[Ama @Amaa___Official]

3 things you won’t regret:

1. Travelling

2. Going to the gym

3. Making more money

[Luke @heybabeitsluke]

What does true disappointment feel like?
Having a dream that you married @selenagomez only to wake up and realize, you in fact, did not marry Selena Gomez.

[rachel mardoian @rachmardo]

this is absolutely ridiculous @Uber. so people in wheelchairs now can't get rides?

[Hope @hopealcocer]

Hey @Uber, my brother and I were just refused service because our driver didn’t want to put my brothers wheelchair in the back of his nice Suburban. What are you going to do about that? #discrimination

[Luke @heybabeitsluke]

@hopealcocer ❤️💪🏼

[Luke @heybabeitsluke]

Absolutely nobody:

My last three brain cells during finals:

[Luke @heybabeitsluke]

@jHope7111 HAHAH your twitter handle 😂😂

[Luke @heybabeitsluke]

@jurathiccstark @_kidliteskin_ @jHope7111

[Caitlyn 🌻 @Caityy_Walter]

Hs teachers: “you have to be professional in college, your professors aren’t going to put up with anything”

College professor: “do you guys mind if we keep the lights off for class today I’m hungover”

*one kid is eating mashed potatoes*

[Luke @heybabeitsluke]

@rachmardo Live it up cuz!!!

[Luke @heybabeitsluke]

She wants that small town life but I’ve got bigger dreams.

[Luke @heybabeitsluke]

@S_Kosnik You’re one of the real ones bro!

[Luke @heybabeitsluke]

It’ll never cease to amaze me how you can be surrounded by so many people and still feel so alone.

[Luke @heybabeitsluke]

If you or a loved one find yourselves blocked by me please consult a professional to see if you suffer from:

Thinking you’re an “influencer”

Leaving people on read

Leading people on

You may also be suffering from thot like symptoms auch as: posting weekly ass & bikini pics.

[Luke @heybabeitsluke]

#shotsfired