Paul Dylan

[Paul Dylan @heyblue]

…and here I am a lifetime later, watching the Golden Boy’s last start of an immortal career. What a joy, what a privilege it has been for all of us to have witnessed Clayton Kershaw take the mound. @dodgers

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Watching the golden boy Clayton Kershaw make his major league debut. Go blue!

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@SleeperAstros

[⚾️Denise ♊️🌈🇬🇧🇺🇦🇦🇺 @BegglesDenise]

@_celia_bedelia_ @mattconvente I like Aldo’s solution.

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@LinaTheWeirdooo

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@_like_an_angel He’s reading fine though?

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@_like_an_angel @cosmofro Maybe cosmo means that you possess that weird. As in, that is the weird you own.

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@PeteHegseth You are an absolute disgrace to the uniform and to the United States armed forces. You will be held accountable for your war crimes. That’s why you’re so worried and petty.

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@LeeHurstComic @unclebarkycom @AFpost Do you walk around with your “papers”? Which “papers” are those?

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@SportsCardNews @JunkWaxHero79 @35auburn I figured you had it, I just posted it for anyone else who might want to see that it’s a legit case. I’m looking forward to hearing more!

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@SportsCardNews @JunkWaxHero79 @35auburn I don’t know how to get the full incident report, but here’s the case number

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@Sec_Noem Agreed, ICE is a domestic terrorist organization

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@AmiriKing No we don’t

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@BillAckman @gofundme You’re a big believer in being a piece of shit.

[Wu Tang is for the Children @WUTangKids]

So what happened here?

[Dr. Joseph Santoro 🇺🇲🇻🇮🇪🇺 @Joseph_Santoro]

@JDVance

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@Mr_Derivatives @gamestop Best GameStop can offer is a bonus of $4 store credit

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@ShaunMorash Entitlement is thinking you shouldn’t have to give anyone money to do your work and take care of your responsibilities.

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@ShaunMorash @ir0nMonkie @denniskisyk Then why don’t you just do it yourself? Can’t you manage to find two more hours a week? Are you saying there is absolutely no one on staff who can add two hours a week to their workload? Or two people who can each add one hour?

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@ShaunMorash @JaguarGator9NFL How is someone supposed to eat and pay their rent and pay their phone bill if they’re not getting paid?

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@gurucollects Money laundering

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@MLB @ebayguruEric @Topps Awww yeah