Hey Chimpie!

Go Rays! #RaysUp
Social media addict and professional disaster junkie who likes bananas.
Be prepared. Stay safe.

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Stop trying to find the meaning of life and start enjoying the feeling of it.

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Is this thing on?
(haven't posted in over a year 😯)

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People: We want to elect people that will protect us.
Elected officials: Do this to survive.
People: STOP TELLING US WHAT TO DO!
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[Alex Fast @AlexFast8]

Wander Franco gets a seed refill from the 2nd base ump

[Tricia Whitaker @TriciaWhitaker]

After Luke Raley pitched on Tuesday, Vladimir Guerrero Jr. signed the strike out ball for Raley & wrote on the ball:

“You got me.”

Love it.

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I appreciate and enjoy watching Star Wars more now, as a guy in my 40s, than when I was younger.
Discuss.
#TheHobby #StarWars

[ABC7 Sarasota @mysuncoast]

Silva and his family wanted to stay close to home on New Year’s Eve, so they watched fireworks outside their apartment. Silva says Ambthyst let out an “ouch” then fell to the ground. https://t.co/15PhKrYZro

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Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

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If you've noticed this notice you'll notice this notice is not worth noticing.

[Tampa Bay Rays @RaysBaseball]

Randy raked his way to another #SilverSlugger nomination

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And he's almost four.

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SOUND ON: Every time The West Wing theme song comes on, he stops and watches. Only after it's over does he go back to what he was doing. Every. Time.
#thewestwing #HappyFriday
@Richard_Schiff @JoshMalina @BradleyWhitford @NellyMoloney @WestWingWeekly @WWChangedMe

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Hey, remember this guy? He's now almost three.
#thewestwing @Richard_Schiff @JoshMalina @BradleyWhitford @NellyMoloney @thewestwingTV @WestWingWeekly @WWChangedMe

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Ugh, so close!
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@CooperOnAir Time to head back to the mountains?

[David Fackson @facksy11]

Dear @RaysBaseball,

Two wins today would be fantastic for the well being of all Rays fans, and would make us all feel better about being roundhouse kicked in the gut by Chuck Norris three nights in a row

Much Love,
RaysNation

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For those that sell on eBay, do you have better results with naming the player first or the type of card first?
Ex: Ken Griffey Jr 1991 Upper Deck or 1991 Upper Deck Ken Griffey Jr
#TheHobby @CardPurchaser

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It's probably not a good idea to hide behind a column, peeking around with a black object in your hand as cops are looking for someone with a gun who's probably doing the exact same thing.

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@MRMasferrer I'm embarrassed
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[David Skau @theDavidSkau]

The news of the last few days is horrifying. Remember to take a break. Go outside. Call a friend. Go see a movie. Go bowling. Take care of yourself. And as always, #BeKind to each other.

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@jnetter @TedLasso I wish I could stream it.

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Well, okay then...
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