Jessica Wallace

Wife. Mom. @SystemHighCorp communications. @UFJSchool alum. Surviving parenthood & my 30s. Personal page. Views = all me.

[Keith Edwards @keithedwards]

Microsoft owns the trademark for X. This is just too good.

[Jessica Wallace @jnetter]

Is there something in the water?!? Our toddler is doing the same thing - very anti nap during the week at school. “Absolute monster” is a nice way of describing his behavior with no nap.

[emily may @emilykmay]

My 2yo has skipped his nap 2 days in a row, but when he does nap it’s 2.5-3 hours.

He is an absolute monster, when he does not nap.

Need tips that do not under any circumstances include the phrase, “he’s giving up his nap.”

[The Associated Press @AP]

BREAKING: A federal judge set a May 2024 trial date for Donald Trump in a case charging him with illegally retaining classified documents. That's deep into the presidential nominating calendar and likely well after the Republican nominee is clear. https://t.co/CrgkWQGPl4

[Kyle Cheney @kyledcheney]

BREAKING: Judge Cannon sets Trump trial date for May 20, 2024

[The Associated Press @AP]

BREAKING: Tony Bennett has died. The eminent stylist of American musical standards and last of the great saloon singers was 96. https://t.co/LNeLUeKhJ9

[julie k. brown @jkbjournalist]

NEW: Veterans quit as training, mission for DeSantis’ State Guard turns militaristic https://t.co/MZOVIivF6G

[The Associated Press @AP]

BREAKING: U.S. officials have approved the first over-the-counter birth control pill, a major change that will broaden access for women and teenagers. https://t.co/dRvCzrr83I

[Jessica Wallace @jnetter]

I love this tweet so much. 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

[FBI Washington Field @FBIWFO]

Justice is better than revenge. You may not be Superman, but you can help the #FBI protect the country. If you have information about a federal crime, speak now. Call 1-800-225-5324 or visit https://t.co/t8G7LO4hxu to submit a tip.

[The Associated Press @AP]

Millions of veterans’ files went up in smoke when fire — possibly from a carelessly discarded cigarette — struck the Military Personnel Records Center. Fifty years later, service members, their families and historians are still dealing with the fallout. https://t.co/gxpIjnLrLY

[Scott Gustin @ScottGustin]

Pixar's #Elemental made $10m on its 4th weekend, only a 17% drop from last weekend. Total $109m US and currently outpacing The Flash.

#Elemental at $251m globally and will soon pass Encanto ($256m globally) - which means it will be Disney's biggest hit since pandemic.

[The Associated Press @AP]

BREAKING: Disgraced sports doctor Larry Nassar, who was convicted of sexually abusing female gymnasts, was stabbed multiple times at a federal prison, AP sources say. https://t.co/yNYXt6Zg1O

[Jessica Wallace @jnetter]

I had pre-eclampsia with both of my boys and am absolutely thrilled this is now a possibility for other pregnant people. Fingers crossed it can - and will - save the lives of mamas and babies.

[philip lewis @Phil_Lewis_]

The FDA approved a blood test that can identify pregnant women at imminent risk of pre-eclampsia, the first advance in diagnosing the deadly condition since it was discovered more than a century ago

It disproportionately affects Black women in the U.S.
https://t.co/gIIePkU46u

[Jessica Wallace @jnetter]

Today I ruined our toddler’s life by cutting his cheeseburger in two so he could (safely) eat it. My apologies.

[Good Morning America @GMA]

BREAKING NEWS: A holiday weekend shooting in Baltimore. Multiple fatalities, at least two people are dead and 28 others injured, according to the Baltimore Police Department. ABC News' @IkeEjiochi has the latest.

MORE: https://t.co/6HNXH8n5Lo

[Philip Rucker @PhilipRucker]

EXCLUSIVE: In a phone call in late 2020, Trump tried to pressure Arizona Gov. Doug Ducey (R) to overturn the state’s presidential election results, people familiar with the call tell @LACaldwellDC @jdawsey1 @yvonnewingett

https://t.co/8jin4avss7

[The Associated Press @AP]

BREAKING: A Christian artist can refuse to make wedding websites for gay couples, the Supreme Court ruled in an LGBTQ+ rights setback and another win for religious plaintiffs. https://t.co/KW1Ec6S4Vq

[The Associated Press @AP]

BREAKING: The U.S. Supreme Court rules colleges and universities must stop considering race in admissions, putting an end to affirmative action in higher education. https://t.co/qCOtkgbxQO

[National Weather Service @NWS]

“What if I'm caught in a rip current?” Stay calm and relax. Float to conserve energy. Rip currents don't pull you under. Don't swim against the current. You may be able to escape by swimming out of the current in a direction following the shoreline, or toward breaking waves, then at an angle toward the beach. If you feel you will be unable to reach shore, draw attention to yourself. Call and wave for assistance. https://t.co/HOJWZxzrT1

[USA TODAY @USATODAY]

Ryan Seacrest is taking the wheel. "Wheel of Fortune," that is.

The ubiquitous host, who departed from "Live with Kelly and Ryan" earlier this year, is set to be the new host of the popular syndicated game show. https://t.co/wIR90J27zA