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[heycourtyk @heycourtyk]

@BrittanyADaniel @Raising_Canes Wait.....who tf goes to Cane’s for a hot dog and not chicken

[heycourtyk @heycourtyk]

@erinmarycoyne I literally had to take a 1 year hiatus from watching GoT after seeing the red wedding because I was so pissed

[The Ellen Show @TheEllenShow]

For every retweet of this tweet, Bell will donate 5 cents to mental health initiatives. Here’s my 5 cents. Where’s yours? #BellLetsTalk

[WillHouz @WillHouz]

The only logical explanation for the #MinneapolisMiracle.

[heycourtyk @heycourtyk]

You guys @chrissyteigen is asleep at the Oscars 😂😂😂

[heycourtyk @heycourtyk]

@kmking4

[heycourtyk @heycourtyk]

@MandyyLouWho @baileyclare sometimes ya just get real tired, ya know? #Sleepney

[heycourtyk @heycourtyk]

@erinmarycoyne startin trends before it was a thing #whatisstrangerdanger https://t.co/xK0yyqyIgp

[Kevin Farzad @KevinFarzad]

Lifehack: instead of paying for Uber, why not open any stranger's car door and try to make a new friend

[Patrick @patrickmarkryan]

If you can't handle me at my finals week, you don't deserve me at my Christmas break

[Patrick @patrickmarkryan]

Nothing says "I'm very thankful for everything I have" like waiting in line all night to buy some new shit

[heycourtyk @heycourtyk]

@erinmarycoyne @MensHumor I did this last night... #tacoovereverything

[heycourtyk @heycourtyk]

My mom just called to tell me that my dog broke his vertebrae while trying to lick his butthole...can't decide who's crazier her or the dog

[BuzzFeed @BuzzFeed]

Every Single Episode of “Friends” is Coming to Netflix
http://t.co/jvfHbBbXUP

[College Life @8_Semesters]

Life.

[Patrick @patrickmarkryan]

I'm so iOS 8, you're so iOS late

[heycourtyk @heycourtyk]

So confused why so many professors sign their emails w/ "Cheers" yet they spend entire class on how to address them professionally in emails

[heycourtyk @heycourtyk]

My dad to my brother: "did you know I put a sausage in your ear this morning?"

[heycourtyk @heycourtyk]

@chelsea_eaton YAY almost home!!!

[heycourtyk @heycourtyk]

@madniac7 I read every single one of those in a shosh voice