carson laundry

text me if you see this

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This will be clubs in 2026

[Old Man Rattle @oldrattle_]

my meemaw just said diddy is a cuss

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Do you think she’ll enjoy this

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look i’m trying to pick at this scab on my ankle but it’s really on there. but. I’ll be rewarded when I get it. scratch. yeowch.

-rupi kaur

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Today a real cowboy answers the age old question of how to fit 17 squares into one square

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Becoming polyamorous just so I can call my situation a triptych

What a cool word

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baby if you wanna hear me moan you gotta scratch my ankle .

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This place has changed me it’ll be 75 degrees and I’m like ooooh lemme cozy up in a blanky! And also I sneeze 10 times

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Gork if you read these: bewarned.

This ain’t a bush I got it’s a mf redwood I GOTTA shave or my roll of nickels DISAPPEARS. Like where’d it go.

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I go on this app to look at BUTTS

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Work crush’s brother also works here and I’m looking at him it’s not a gay thing he just has her eyes

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@TownsUsa Bullshil South Dakota is 5th overall in suicide rate

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Pinch and roll made my toes curl putting tension on the scab on my foot. I scrum.

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Happy birthday big cousin.

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winner14dollar

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Which mf is filling a water bottle with the bathroom sunch there’s a drincing fountain right there

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if a family guy clip on youtube is over a year old you know that shit isn’t gonna be satisfactory . theyre gonna have cuts and zooms like mad .

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Bad bitch named Dog Food
Bad bitch named floor
Bad bitch named raspberry
Bad bitch named jade
Bad bitch named piano
Bad bitch named goo

Etcetera etcetera

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Voldemort gif

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my bm sending me halo reach spoilers

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Wait… I’ve been paying for THREE DoorDash subscriptions!?