erica mae

These pretzels are making me thirsty.

[erica mae @heyemae]

@theautocamp can I get a promo code for my honeymoon airstream pleeeease? 👰🏻🤵🏻

[erica mae @heyemae]

@alecbojalad I’d say it started with Elaine Benes & David Puddy

[reggie watts @reggiewatts]

It always pisses me off to see smokers flicking their cigarette butts out onto the street. I… https://t.co/Hy8QUWKUIW

[erica mae @heyemae]

Here's to swimming with bowlegged women. #reeltimejaws day 8

[erica mae @heyemae]

@WadesWorld86 @jenb8675 @jenakinsey Yesssss

[erica mae @heyemae]

Ready for the longest ep of #reeltimejaws 23 minutes! 🦈

[erica mae @heyemae]

Four minutes of #reeltimejaws then John Wick 2

[erica mae @heyemae]

@mpg2134_michael That's gonna take 12 years...

[erica mae @heyemae]

Day 1 ✔️ #ReelTimeJaws

[erica mae @heyemae]

When will my house have a key fob like my car?

[erica mae @heyemae]

@jenb8675 it's true

[erica mae @heyemae]

One of the most exciting discoveries I've made in my adult life is that green gummy bears are strawberry, not lime

[NOT A WOLF @SICKOFWOLVES]

GIVING UP HOPE FOR LENT TBH

[SoulPancake @soulpancake]

A very short love story:
She knew she was lovable, so she loved herself, and other people followed suit.

[Hillary Clinton @HillaryClinton]

"To all the little girls watching...never doubt that you are valuable and powerful & deserving of every chance & opportunity in the world."

[erica mae @heyemae]

"I can do a purse nacho but not a purse taco" -@jenb8675 carrying a clutch

[erica mae @heyemae]

New idea: @Uber piggyback rides

[Ben Schwartz @rejectedjokes]

If bears could talk the first thing theyd say is "We arent THAT obsessed with honey. I mean it's chill of course. But it's not the end all."

[erica mae @heyemae]

Also, are Joe Keery and @rejectedjokes related?